Everyone wants to be cool.
Wear cool stuff.Drink cool drinks.Eat cool food.And then hang around with the coolest group.
I tried to be cool a long time back.I thought was the Antichrist till the Y2K bug killed the thought.But ended up being the dork I am.
And then people try and talk in cool language.Like the day M was telling me(with lots of happy smiles) about how she liked to be cool.
"You know those days.I used to party out a lot.The pubs were great.And Boy! I love to dance.Especially those trance hip-hop tracks and drinking those chocolate flavored mocktails.The lights,the music,the hep-crowd.Its awesome.I wish I could party everyday.But you know,the office and work.Last day, the Dj actually came up to me and complemented on my dancing.I even drank one full bottle of Bacardi Breezer.Gives me a pretty nice kick,you know........."
My reaction:"ohhh cool cool,guess what U've just been named the coolest babe of the year!"...(why on earth do I get to make friends with people like these??!!!)
And then of course,how can we forget Mr.Mathews' endeavour of being cool,and shed of his image of being the nerdy guy.....
Wake up!!!.....or go back to sleep and dream about how french-cuts and english movies make you look cool.
Ohh yes,the cool attire.Boot-cut,unregular,stone-washed in patcthes,multipocketed jeans!!...teamed up with of course the sleeveless,bicep showing (macho!for guys) t-shirts with a caption which says "Legalize Marijuana"(And even if you dont smoke,its cool!!!) and a fast track shades.And you can even slip on those 'c-o-o-l' chains like SRK in Kuch kuch hota hai!
And then there's the phase of feeling cool if you are 'into' that hard,rock,death-metal music-loving group!...
Ohh yaa,it is cool to say that you know the names of all the bands that plays in pubs in the evenings....or keep shut and just hum the tune and act as if you hear the song everytime you pee. Its about time I start wondering why we dont have a Bournvita Rock-Fest quiz....!!!
Cuz,as people say, its cool!!!!
So lets list it.......the cool things.....popstars,fizzy-drinks,sporty-shoes which shine,Bajaj bikes which have a BMW logo,Indian Idol,iPods, iPods in different colors and sizes,colorful puke-y mocktails,pop-mordern rock-bollywood music,cell phones which can talk like your mom..or your dog.....I can go on.....but its better you look around you....
......and uncool...???........!!!!.....me,you and all thats associated with us......including that last mug of beer!!!!
Cuz they are cool.....and we are not!!!!
(Sometimes I dunno whether to feel bad about leaving my home and be happy about all the new people I've met [which i love] .............and then the oppurtunities.....the emotions.....they called it life....and i called it my story....which is ending fast........)
Friday, May 11, 2007
Monday, May 07, 2007
"Why dont u go to the gym"..."or swimming??"...."You could even go to CAT classes and study for MBA"....."what about dance lessons?"..........
and all I say is "No time,man"...."Time kothaye??"......
Blaming the time management scheme is really the easy way out.Maybe Im plain way too lazy!
Its those times again.My world is seemingly getting smaller.Shrinking,as you would say!And I'm kinda apprehensive and scared.Scared about most of my secrets being revealed.
I first met her while I was on an apologetic spree in a food coupon line.To her,of course.Then I saw her again.And again.Everything about her seemed familiar.Her smile.Her hair.The way she stood and walked.Her scent.I smile everytime I think about her.Like this. :-)
Ok,people close and around me have been ranting about how I haven't changed since the last 10-11 years.Its time I put my foot down.I'm starting on a new venture.Its a Big risk.So no more the regular,pint-sized me.It's the large peg,fizzy and totally on the rocks!!..
Thursday, May 03, 2007
I'm not a bat fuck insane to think that the work I'm doing is pissing me off.I disconnect lines on which you guys use the internet.I make calls to my US clients instructing them on what to do.And then later change the status to something which I think would make a company bankrupt.Sounds easy huh??Its not.
I havent had time to talk to my parents for about 5 days.I get no time to check orkut.I check gmail sometimes.Yahoomail never.People leave me messages like "U dumbfucking moron" on my messenger,when i dont respond.My company is making a huge amount of profit outta me( Level3,my client pays Infosys $19 dollars per hour i.e.,$170 per day,I think,out of which I get only about $20).I havent been having proper lunch (noodles and coke) for about a month.And I'm still putting on wieght.Lots of it.Now I know what Oscar Wilde meant by "life sucks"..or was it him????....
At the end of the month all I get is an appreciation letter and some green bills.
I'm living the life of a Hippie.I look like one,I dress up like one,I pay my bills as if I dont wanna.,Im supporting World Peace and I'm seriously concerned about Global warming (read Harsha's blog) .And I'm sporting TopGun shades.And still people hate my sense of style.
I desperately need a vacation...We've planned it already...a roadtrip...preferrably to Goa.
If you are looking for some light mood,cranky,moo comedy,just that laugh-for-gags...its just the reverse of what u wud find in an encyclopedia.....click here...
Monday, April 30, 2007
Ka-ching...Im awake!!!!!
"Im an owl...
On the night prowl....
I tweet-tweet,
but owls dont tweet-tweet....
Owls just howl...
but even wolves howl...
So im neither a wolf nor an owl.."
.....................................................*self composed*!!
Ok.Its 4.14 am now.I guess i can brand myself as a proper insomniac.I mean I was always accustomed to the fact that I could do with sleepless nights,but not like this.I aint getting any *Hooteeva* sleep....not during the day and definitely not during the nights.It kind of strikes me pretty starkly when i remember those images of that insomniac Edward Norton in Fight Club or of Robin Williams...(or was it????),eyes wide open...mouth gaping and sighing heavily while lying on the couch.And I spend my night time either reading books or reading cartoon strips,but somehow fail to get a wink of that so-called groggyness.
Shibu and Taps are leaving the country sometime by August or something,I think.Kinda sucks to know that i wont be meeting them for a looooooong time.Maybe at the time I'll be 40.It was so funny with them.Two friends deciding to take their friendship to the next level of "love'...and hiding it from us friends.Kinda like Chandler and Monica.I never thought of it.And then Rishi's astonishment on hearing about their relationship.Heehee.Ki fun it was!.
Shibu,the stupid-macho-acting-prick,was one of my first friends in college,even though he was from my rival school.Bloody roller coaster ride with him for the next four years.
Then his "Apun bhi bolta hain" fight with Yuvraaj.Haha!
The jhogra,the fun,the hostel raping....what fucking nonsense...lol.And then of course Taps,my crying partner,whenever we got drunk.Sweet little couple they were.sniff sniff!
And im also eagerly waiting for the Himesh movie,"Aap ka suroor"...In spite of all the I-Hate-Himesh groups,the guy never backs down.
Ohh and Mandira Bedi should get herself a new un-slutty saree.
4.21 am.
Happy birthday mom.
So am I or am I not???????
Friday, April 27, 2007
Hooked!
1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:
On my left thumb,I was playing ikkir-mikkir-chaam-chikkir with a paper-cutter.Yes i was a wee bit psychotic when I was 8.
2. What is on the walls in your room?
I had lotta pencil-wall-graphitti's and collages and lots of posters...including one where a chimpanzee feeds a baby.....which attracts lots of mosquitoes for some wierd reason.
Now...I have nothing.Just a huge crack!
3. What does your phone look like?
Ohhh..its cool!! Its got a 2 Mp camera, hi-fi speakers.,1 Gb memory card,and a twist bottom.
But everything's kinda loosely attached now...cuz of my sudden juggling fits.
4. What music do you listen to?
Umm...I prefer the Classic rock and sometimes Country....but if you put "tera surooooooor" in my Ipod..I might just listen to it as well!!!
5. What is your current desktop picture?
Its black and white.Shows a guy sitting on a chair,heads down,while the limelight is on him.The picture is taken from the top.
Now picturise it youself!!!...
6. What do you want more than anything right now?
Normal office timings. (Fuck the extra bitchy night-shift money)!!
7. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Hoootevaaaa....doesnt bother me!!!!
8. What time were you born?
12.03 am.....15th March....1984......
It was Holi.
9. Are your parents still together?
I guess so.And they just bought a new car.
10. What are you listening to?
Cocaine by Eric Clapton.And a guy called Jerry talking to me in a weird American accent over the phone.
12. The last person to make you cry?
Walt Disney.(dont ask!!)
13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
ohhhhh...I like Brut,OldSpice,Graphite,HUGO,Oriflame Glacier,CIGAR..blah blah.... *I love to smell females*.....!!!
14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?
Ummm.......Blue eyed and definitely black hair....(no other color!!!!)
15. Do you like pain killers?
I was addicted to them about 3 years back.Now I cant take it even if i have to.
16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Heehee...okk,Im shy.But I generally am the first one to ask a girl out.And I do it realllllly tactfully!!!!......
17. Fave pizza topping?
Pork,with mozzarella cheese and capsicum.
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Macdonald's McChicken burger with large fries and beer.But i guess im happy with Diary milk chocolate and the Mapro Candies.
19. Who was the last person you made mad?
Vishal Chogle,my process mate and my getting-blasted-by-someone partner.......he snapped a minute ago...
20. Is anyone in love with you?
Ohhhhh....yes!!!.....But I aint love with her.Lets keep it to that!!
Its a wierd probably useless questionnaire session.... but whatever...its just the kind of thing you wanna write on a Friday nite when probably the whole world is partying ...but you.
Hoooooteevaaaa!!
Check out the links below if you are too waiting like me......
hee hee!! eees eeet???
ooooaaaannnhaaanee mohoooooreee!!!
Geee!!!..im sooo fuckin excited!!!!...
ohh..and I tag..Rishi...Adrita...Harsha....Sudi....or any other *peep* who visits my blog....(btw this is just a formality,i think)!!!
Monday, April 23, 2007
Ok,this picture might just hurt the sentiments of all those religious fanatics out there but the whole meaning of the picture is wierdly funny.In case u havent understood,its Lord Shiva smoking the shit outta Mother Earth.The idea is mainly Rishi's,one of my addict acquaintances and a former roomate of mine.ok,before i end this post,ill just describe the situation in which Rishi had thought of this.
This picture is definitely not the original,which,of course,i beleive might have been burnt in a strange fire in a certain room numbered F-503 in the boy's hostel of a college which is situtated in some beautiful mountaineous valley in a place in North-Eastern India.Whatever.My depiction of the picture is not even close to the original,which,again,is much more beautiful and intense,considering the situation Rishi was in.And my depiction aint as good because ...firstly,i wasnt high...and secondly,I used modern software tools like MSPaint for text-editing.... and lastly,i drew this at an office meeting(yes,again :-) ).
It was semester exam time and winter and my last year in college.And i was studying my brains out.As usual,Mr.Roy started to complete his regular ritual of one-last-joint and i was asked to accompany him.Which also,as usual.*Not as usual* and in spite of Rishi's repeated coaxing,i propmptly refused and went back to study and dreaming about becoming a certain Vijay Mallya one day.And as we all know,weed makes you sooooooper hungry and when you dont have any food,it might just drive you crazy enough to stuff your mouth with your roomate's dry Horlicks.Rishi did that.Unable to breathe,eyes almost popping out and partly high from the day's-last joint,Rishi drew this inexplicable masterpeice.I dont even know why im even posting this.But the idea behind this picture is as clear as the ancient Vedas....so What If?????.....and so we all just say "BamBhole"....
I like it when I get recognised as a Bengali by other Bengali people in a non-Bengali place.Cus people fail to recognize me as a Bengali and ive been mistaken to be a Gujju,a UP-ite,a Maru(mostly) and even a Mallu!!I dont have a strange bengali accent unlike *someone-who-also-visits-my-blog* :-) .... and i also love Roshogollas and fish!!!!....So what's it.I'll never know.But it feels good to act non-bengali-ish in front of bengali strangers and peep into their li'l stupid conversations.Hahaha!Call me a voyeurish bastard,but hey,it's fun.
Who threw up --> ~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ at 7:20 AM
Moo-ed to: clipping off the wings of the loch ness monster, Moo
Friday, April 20, 2007
Ahem!..so here it comes.My office,the usual ranting from one Mr.R,the looking at the blank screen and thinkin what to do next,the conferances,the meetings,the occasional-visiting-india-loving firangs and then definitely the fuckall work.And then most act that as if they are the only ones who are fucked up and only they can get pissed off on whatever's happening around them.While the others think that my silly-little-jokes are only to mock them.whatever happened to the world of the clowns????!!!!
Nowadays im glad that whatever i hear has absolutely no effect on me...the meaning of shame has been erased permanently from my brain...and it feels im living the life of a insomaniac vampire (a vampire FYI sleeps in the daytime!!)...what do they call that in Turkey???...a zombie,ye,a zombie.
And I drew this cartoon while a meeting was going on. :-)
I came across this in some place in the world wide web and since its a Friday nite and im at office *working*, it makes me miss Calcutta so much more.
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Most modern Indian cities strive to rise above ethnicity. Tell anybody who lives in Bombay that he lives in a Maharashtrian city and (unless of course, you are speaking to Bal Thackeray) he will take immediate offence. We are cosmopolitan, he will say indigenously. Tell a Delhiwalla that his is a Punjabi city (which, in many ways, it is) and he will respond with much self-righteous nonsense about being the nation's capital, about the international composition of the city's elite etc. And tell a Bangalorean that he lives in a Kannadiga city and you'll get lots of techno-gaff about the internet revolution and about how Bangalore is even more cosmopolitan than Bombay.
But,the only way to understand what Calcutta is about is recognize that the city is essentially Bengali. What's more, no Bengali minds you saying that. Rather, he is proud of the fact. Calcutta's strengths and weaknesses mirror those of the Bengali character. It has the drawbacks: the sudden passions, the cheerful chaos, the utter contempt for mere commerce, the fiery response to the smallest provocation. And it has the strengths (actually, I think of the drawbacks as strengths in their own way).Calcutta embodies the Bengali love of culture; the triumph of intellectualism over greed; the complete transparency of all emotions,the disdain with which hypocrisy and insincerity are treated; the warmth of genuine humanity; and the supremacy of emotion over all other aspects of human existence.
That's why Calcutta is not for everyone. You want your cities clean and green; stick to Delhi. You want your cities, rich and impersonal; go to Bombay. You want them high-tech and full of draught beer; Bangalore's your place. But if you want a city with a soul: come to Calcutta.
When I look back on the years I've spent in Calcutta - and I come back so many times each year that I often feel I've never been away - I don't remember the things that people remember about cities.
When I think of London, I think of the vast open spaces of Hyde Park. When I think of New York, I think of the frenzy of Times Square. When I think of Tokyo, I think of the bright lights of Shinjiku. And when I think of Paris, I think of the Champs Elysee. But when I think of Calcutta, I never think of any one place. I don't focus on the greenery of the maidan, the beauty of the Victoria Memorial, the bustle of Burra Bazar or the splendour of the new Howrah 'Bridge'. I think of people. Because,finally, a city is more than bricks and mortars, street lights and tarred roads.
A city is the sum of its people. And who can ever forget - or replicate - the people of Calcutta?When I first came to live here, I was told that the city would grow on me.What nobody told me was that the city would change my life.It was in Calcutta that I learnt about true warmth; about simple human decency; about love and friendship; about emotions and caring; about truth and honesty. I learnt other things too. Coming from Bombay as I did, it was a revelation to live in a city where people judged each other on the things that really mattered; where they recognized that being rich did not make you a better person - in fact, it might have the opposite effect. I learnt also that if life is about more than just money, it is about the things
that other cities ignore; about culture, about ideas, about art, and about passion.
In Bombay, a man with a relatively low income will salt some of it away for the day when he gets a stock market tip. In Calcutta, a man with exactly the same income will not know the difference between a debenture and a dividend. But he will spend his money on the things that matter. Each morning, he will read at least two newspapers and develop sharply etched views on the state of the world.
Each evening, there will be fresh (ideally, fresh-water or river) fish on his table.His children will be encouraged to learn to dance or sing.His family will appreciate the power of poetry. And
for him, religion and culture will be in inextricably bound together.
Ah religion! Tell outsiders about the importance of Puja in Calcutta and they'll scoff.Don't be silly, they'll say. Puja is a religious festival. And Bengal has voted for the CPM since 1977.How can godless Bengal be so hung up on a religions festival? I never know how to explain them that to a Bengali, religion consists of much more than shouting Jai Shri Ram or pulling down somebody's mosque. It has little to do with meaningless ritual or sinister political activity.
The essence of Puja is that all the passions of Bengal converge: emotion, culture,the love of life, the warmth of being together, the joy of celebration,the pride in artistic ex-pression and yes,the cult of the goddess.It may be about religion. But is about much more than just worship. In which other part of India would small, not particularly well-off localities, vie with each other to produce the best pandals? Where else could puja pandals go beyond religion to draw inspiration from everything else? In the years I lived in Calcutta, the pandals featured Amitabh Bachchan, Princes Diana and even Saddam Hussain! Where else would children cry with the sheer emotional power of Dashimi, upset that the Goddess had left their homes? Where else would the whole city gooseflesh when the dhakis first begin to beat their drums? Which other Indian festival - in any part of the country - is so much about food,about going from one roadside stall to another, following your nose as it trails the smells of cooking?
To understand Puja, you must understand Calcutta. And to understand Calcutta, you must understand the Bengali. It's not easy.Certainly, you can't do it till you come and live here, till you let Calcutta suffuse your being, invade your bloodstream and steal your soul. But once you have, you'll love Calcutta forever. Wherever you go,a bit of Calcutta will go with you. I know, because it's happened to me.
And every Puja, I am overcome by the magic of Bengal.It's a feeling that’ll never go away. "
-----Vir Sanghvi,editor of The Hindustan Times.
Joy bangla!!!! :-)
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Strawberry Fields Forever
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MAPRO !!!!!!
:-P



Monday, April 16, 2007
It's the Noboborsho-season.I was supposed to wear my newest attire.Go out to eat some non-veg food(btw,non-veg food is my considered delicacy rite now) in some cheapishly posh food joint.Spend time with my relatives,whom i dont give a damn to and of course,in accordance with the tradition......exchange mishti.
Instead I met 2 of my good oldest friends,ate some not-so-sweet roshogollas,hogged on Big Mac's burgers and Smokin Joe's pizza and glugled on some rounds of beer and got drenched in the sudden Pune cloudburst.And then I saw my reflection on a broken mirror.I wasnt drunk but I did stare at it for a wierd-ishly long time.Reminded me of a guy who had changed.He's tired and super confused,but it was all his choice.
But on a bengali new year.Felt good.real good.
Ohh....this may sound real gay....but I luuuuuuuuurve Jack Sparrow.And the entire pirates thingy.May 25th.......waitinggggg fer eeeet.......It'll be the best trilogy ever....better than Lord Of The Rings or the Matrix.Indiana Jones or The Godfather.......Jack Sparrow.Davy Jones.Will Turner.Elizabeth Swan.Capt'n Barbosa.Sao Feng.They will rule till ......The World's End!!!!yikeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
So wha' say mates....is ye ready fer de movie,ye Grim Killin Keel Haulin dog?...Ye savvy??
But why is the rum always gone????
Shubho Noboborsho to all!!
Who threw up --> ~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ at 11:03 AM
Moo-ed to: food and living happily, movies and popkorn
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
F stands for ....????
I know this is the end...trust me....it is....no more wicked second thoughts,no more sympathetic-comebacks....this is so the-end-with-a-fullstop.
If they say I'm too weak-hearted not to tolerate it any more.....so be it....it aint a crime anyway.And then there are the show-offs,the lick-ass-wannabe's.....I cant really tell if im tired or its the breaking point.But these certain people believe they have that thing what you guys call 'attitude'....(whats with THAT word anyway!!!)...ask me!!..and ill say "No fucker, u dont have whatever you think you have"....
And then there's the english language.
"please do this na"......."I have no problems re".....You are a goddamn 'professional' unlike all of us,improve ur soft skills at least!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!.....
Disgusted is what I feel!!!!
Matheran kinda-office trip was good.......ate a bit....walked a lot...stopped,admired the pretty dense forests,and hills!!....walked some more....and then when I got tired...I walked again.But it was fun inspite of the odd-weather.
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Also loved 300 and Namesake.besh besh!
BTW.....Have u ever heard the story of the CustardSpace......its magically amazing.....:-)
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
On my stage......
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"...All the things i gotta do....
Who threw up --> ~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ at 10:12 AM
Moo-ed to: laziness and the pondering upon the Big Bang Theory..., Moo, sleeping in the winter sun
Monday, April 02, 2007
The way the cookie crumbled!!
Well,last day i got drunk.Not the usual way.The nostalgic way.Like the particular drunk u become after a few of those stiff beer-whisky drinks on an empty stomach.Like the feeling you have of falling from the end of the universe onto mother earth and then apologizing stammeringly at everything u bump into,which,of course,includes that chair in the corner of my room.I'm talking about a mild inability to walk.Whatever.I wondered what the guys were upto in Calcutta....Christ!partying at Roy's place.Damn!Kinda recalled that last week in Calcutta,before i left it permanently to join my god-foresaken job,i think.
Aug 16: I can never forget this day for obvious reasons.Mainly,cuz i eluded death four times.I met Aditi,hanged out with her.Ate lunch in the form of a round-shaped dish called pizza.And she,of course,gifted me that special mug which ive still managed to preserve even after all that boo-blaa-boo!Exchanged farewell greetings.Left.Ohh!and I also dodged a 8X8 glass slab which got shattered but not before injuring the guy standing next to me.SO i went along my way,doing my last calcutta shopping,all alone.Next stop-Habibs.Yes,I had decided to cut my mane which had unfortunately taken the shape of a dozen horse tails.I did get it cropped down,in spite of the mind-heart conflict over the hairdo.Ohh!and i did get hit by a high speeding auto at the Kalighat crossing. Went over to Ritu's place.ektu adda maarlaam.ektu chaablaamo korlaam.aar ektu adda maarlaam,till i bored her and Ronju to death.And went over to mashi'r bari.Ohh!And also almost got hit by a drunk driver who was trying out his stunts on the wrong side of the road.Ektu chai khelam,Ektu decent 22-year-ish shaajlaam.Bollam abar aashbo.And then ritualistically went to Omkar's place.Ohh!I also slipped off the mini-bus and spent half a minute dangling on the steps,while the bus speeded over the Gariahat Flyover.Thanks to the conductor.
Day before Yesterday:Did nothing worthwhile all day but definitely made it a point to get sloshed at nite and then get caught drunk by mom.It was the gang's-out day.Went to Silver Sands,salt lake,while Rishi freaked me out by his new car stunts.And while the Sap,Shibu and Angshu bitched about my new haircut.At the end of the evening,Got drunk on quite a few pegs of whisky.Drunk Angshu and more-drunk me had started crying in the bar itself.Was pretty certain society was THE motherfucking evil.Didnt notice the quiet l'il sms.Exchanged farewell greetings again.Got really depressed about leaving the guys with whom i had spent the best four years of my life.But reconciled to the fact that i needed a change.And it was what i got.
Ahh,the Last day:You know the feeling which sets in when you have something else in your mind but u just gotta act cool.I wasn't cool.Nor fashionable.Nor hep.Whatever.Met up for lunch with Ritu and Clems at Bedwin's.Hogged mercilessly on Biriyani and Chaap,talked nonsense till Ritu laid down her 'ground' rules.Then,again ritualistically went to omkar's house.Ate some fuchka,and some coke and then ate some more fuchka.Then marched off to Ritu's place yet again...ektu adda maarlaam,ektu chaablaamo korlaam.Exchanged farewell greetings again.Then met up with Gini at the frigging cold Barista in Rashbehari.Gifted her a non-expensive bar of chocolate (which i too wanted to eat,but she didnt let me :-P)...ektu adda maarlaam,ektu chup thaaklaam,ektu really-bad Gini-recommended-cold-coffee khelam.Aar ektu adda maarlaam,ektu nonsense talk korlaam.Exchanged farewell greetings again(or did i??)...and then ran off to my aunt's place late at nite.Got pestered by my sister bigtime.And finally told something nice to someone,who's much more nicer,at 3 am.And woke up in the morning,cursing myself.
Well,in any case u've managed to survive this long rant and the amateur-ish diary-ish language,you must be thinking what the hell im talking about and why so suddenly this nostalgic outburst.
Cuz i miss home.
Cuz i miss the ye ol'gang.
Cuz i miss so many others who've made a difference to me.
Cuz i miss Calcutta.
It'd be great to relive those days again and go back.But its just that things have become different.People have changed.Too many complications.I dont wanna go back.I guess i just love my memories. :-)
Friday, March 30, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
How Calvin influenced me!
To the one who asked me to blog yesterday.
2.30am.A cluster of dead-spring pupil leaves were being burnt on the roadside of the Bombay-Pune highway.The smoke which rose up created a mystic twirling cover on the road.And My pick-up Indica simply unbotheringly drove thorugh it.The smoke did blind me a bit but it somehow opened me to thinking about my life,and I havent yet stopped thinking about it yet.
Karma says every human has their fate pre-determined,pre-written in a pupil leaf which is preserved through the sands of time and which definitely depends on the deeds of the past life.But there are these finite number of fate-situations which means that the destinies of certain individuals clash and it even maintains that there is at least a single duplicate to everything an individual possess.Fingerprint. life-lines. Handwriting. Death-time. Birth-time. bruise-marks.even the DNA structure. IF this is true where does this leave us 'UNIQUE' people.Or being on the selfish note,where does this leave me.
I have no clue.As the people of Nahuroto put it "Nofuckinclue"
So if im supposed to be spaceman Spiff and go into the universe killing every l'il-big unearthly alien and searching for the eternal truth and how its linked to my fate,it would certainly open up a new oppurtunity to explore the mysticity related to my life.but alas!my pupil leaf is torn.Thats what the cards and my palm-lines tell me.So lets see,what would i do about my future...my career...my interests..my love-life...my entertainment...my bli-baa-bhoo's.....
I can turn into a tattoo artist...use the l'il bit of the artistic skills i have... and especially since i loved the life of the guy-who-did-my-tattoo.Its tax-free.Small.Un-complicted.Interesting.Kinda prosperous.And settle down in Bombay or Calcutta or in Athens...perform body art on heavenly bodies.
And then when my artistic skills have been honed enough,i can just take over the role of cartoonist BIll Watterson and create calvin and hobbes on a dialy newspaper.Ive always been influenced by Calvin...its like the comic strip has always been my favorite before Simpsons,Southpark,Peanuts,Batool-de-great,Asterix or The Archies.He's just an year younger to me.But we think on the same wavelength.Thats what entreats me.Everything has a life in it.
He had Hobbes,I had Jack.
He had Susie,I had Reshmi.
He's gross,but so am i,i think.
Pestering childhood.Wierd Imagination.He's 5.Im 23.Sigh!
And when im done with my job of being a cartoonist,maybe i can turn into a pirate like Jack Sparrow and sail the high seas in the Caribbean.
Sometimes I wonder how much did Calvin and Hobbes inscribe into the figment of my imagination.And why?Why did Calvin ever create Spaceman Spiff?Why does he think all adults are alien?Why does he think evil-monsters reside under his bed?And is Hobbes is alter-ego?......I strikingly find similarity in Calvin's personality.
It absofuckinglutely sucks to be normal,cool and hep...for me being wierd,uncool and savvy is more fun!
But then,he's still 5,and im 23 and still growing.
The second sigh!
"...the child,Calvin,is both king and keeper of his own realm,and he can be very choosy about the company he keeps.Of course ,this exclusivity only provokes many gown-ups into trying to regain the serendity of youth for themselves,to,in effect retrieve the irretrievable.A desperate few do things that later land them in the Betty Ford Center.The rest of us,more sensibly,read Calvin and Hobbes "
- Garry Trudeau
But at the end of all....I still go to my IT industrialised office in my pick-up Indica...with my ipod in my ears.....wearing shades....and still looking at the sky...and wondering what shit i should give about my future....
Friday, March 23, 2007
just one change!!!
Why does love have to be all complicated and tough? Why cant it be like eating a pizza or going to sleep or going to the movies? Like I see the perfect Indian romantic movies and I wonder "is this what really happens"..cuz it doesnt.Never.These movies gross me out.And they still sell.
And families tend to have problems with everything.Different caste...class... race...color...creating dramas at home about relationships.I really wonder why people cant just "let it go.."
Everyone seems to be bothered about the love lives of a certain nephew...cousin..brother and all the blood which links them up.Like there are aunts in families...certain aunts....who tend to be involved and bitch about the life of every other next-generation family member and probably influence their parents.
"Ria,You shouldnt be going out with that guy,Ive heard he drinks".....
"Abhi,that girl is from a different caste,our family doesnt approve it"...
"Tina,that guy aint good in studies,and he's those Hippie-kind" ....
And then you have the parents.Ha!And im talking about families of guys who are like 20+ and pretty much able to get a grip on their lives.
Fuckin peeeeses me offf!!! I really write this with a certain kind-o-hatred since im tired of hearing every other friend of mine having a problem with their love-lives at home. I'm glad I dont have to deal with all this bullshit! Cuz i think my family knows pretty well about the reply they'll get from me if they EVER talk to me like that.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Just the Weekend fun!!!
twenty-frikkin third!!!!
In any case i live beyond the age of 25 and defy cancer...the-accident-by-fate...or suicidal mid-life(??!!) crisis....and Miss Ab!Well....i'd probabaly get married at 30 .....be a father by the time im 31-32...get divorced by 35....go for a trip to Europe and Africa at 36....be a casino-cheat in Vegas and elude the cops...open my own bar-chain by the time im 40...continue for 10 years...and donate everything to charity and take up sanyas in the Himalayas!!!..Easy huh!!!And they say planning is tough!!!...foooh!!Ohhh and im a lot into Karma nowadays...I wanted to write more.....but i like reading more nowadays....especially about people's personal life....it mite be a bit voyeur-ish....but then i live my life through others....feels good...feels sooo darn good!!!!.....
Happy birthday again!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Ummm.... I met this poor family on the streets... the dad, the mom and their kid ... well , they
appeared to be poor. And yes , they were being shunned by most of the other by-passers...
I even gave them some money.. enough money,i think ...( no,i wasnt drunk, :-P ) ...i mean...I dunno if it was self-guilt or something..... but u know that inner voice...that gut feeling...which tells you.....
Oh well...i dunno if im going to the heavens as a good man..... but ill definitely go as a better one according to my conscience,i hope......
Friday, March 09, 2007
Aloha !
ohh well...first things first....!
There are like a million things i wanna do right now.I mean right at this moment.Like get
H.G.Wells Time machine and travel back or forward in time. Or probably just shave my head off and increase my beer belly so that i look cool (???!!)..... And then there's the eternal quest of
learning and knowing the purpose of my goddamn existance. But lets say 'nevermind' tothat!....Have u ever worked in a night shift?Well...some people say its cool...some say its
dangerous....some,like me,say "I dont care".I do care now!Like my mama nevaa said that "...life is like is box of chocolates..You nevaa know what u'r gonna get"...nor did a girl ever temme " You had me at hello" but i think i did say " show me the money " once.... but that doesnt make me a green paper-ed freak...yes!..everyone is crazy after money....i was too...until i realized that special thing.
Its not about how much money u get...its like how u get it....
You can either be a guy working in an multinational company....working his ass out actually....or
the CEO of a company busy with his meetings,conferances et al......earning in lakhs and
millions..and ultimately succumbing to the mid-life crisis and ending up buying that second hand Porche with half his life's money...
OR.....
You can be George Clooney and mastermind Casino loots in Las Vegas....get chased by police and
then end up in Mexico...and live like a Baron Rothschild..and party in Rio every week....or sell
some guns and drugs and spend the life in a prison in solitary confinement...
OR.....
You can just listen to your father...study in some hotshot college....do the Post Graduation from a firang university...get some scholarships and some certificates....get nominated for some
international award...earn some big bucks....and then get married and have kids.....
Or.....
You can just end up like Debanuj Chakraborti with a meagre salary and crib about every second of your life...and still tell everyone "Life's my drug ...the world's my addiction"(???!!!)
(Ive always wanted to write this)
Who threw up --> ~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ at 7:22 AM
Moo-ed to: laziness and the pondering upon the Big Bang Theory...