Man,there aint a single thing in the world which can beat watching endless episodes of "The Simpsons" on a dark Saturday,all alone, with Foster's beer and Smokin' Joe's extra-cheese sausage crust pizza.
Ohk,Why I like this stupid show called "The Simpsons" and hate Indian Idol??
Cuz Homer Simpson is probably the only cartoon character who thinks like me.And I cant sing well.
Ohk,Why I like beer?
Hahaha!What?
Ohk,Why I like pizza with extra toppings?
Cuz it expensive ,you dumbshit.And it tastes good too.

Sunday was friendship's day.I think its real gay.
Real gay to have non-drunk men calling up other non-drunk men and telling them how much they loved their friendship.
Real gay to have drunk women call up other drunk women and gifting cards and pink soft toys.( I really do not mind this)
Real gay to have SMS about friendship's and even more gay to have someone reply them back and wasting SMS money.
Real gay to have people discussing about parties and get-together rather than sitcoms and sports.
Real gay to have orkut scraps from people who would normally never scrap you on a normal day.
Real gay to see the a Pantaloons End-of-season Sale flooded with tight clothed men and women buying pink shirts on this day.
....Can the world be wierder than this???...its a fuckin gay world.

I think I desperately need weed and love.

Ideas and thoughts but no answers!

Its just one of those unusual Saturdays when you dont wanna spend the night drinking beer and swaying to music.This week.Chowki-Dani *check*.Its not just another barren land transformed into a cultural commercial festive abode like Delhi Haat or Swabhoomi.This is defintely DE place if you wanna experience the ethnicity of a Rajasthani hamlet.Body-massage by the fat-mouch'ed pehelwaans.A manual giant wheel.A puppet show.Teer-Dhonuk.Darts.Camels,horses and carts.A Big dong-a-ling with a giant hammer.Mehendi shops.Jotishees and palmists.Pottery art,where you can make your own stuff*I tried making a distorted chillum*.Refreshing Ganne-juice.Rajasthani folklore* I tried dancing*.Crimson doll shops. And of course the ethnic cuisine.
I saw the colours,the tunes,the people,the food.A total cultural harmony.Felt good,for a change.

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I mean why does it always have to happen with me??
*Now bear with me,you've probably heard me saying this a zillion times,but for time's sake,again....*
Love,crush,infatuation,moments.
Why was I chosen to fall for cute girls and not for hot ones?
I'm falling for every other cute,short,plump,straight-hairdo'd girl on the planet...errr...office.
Whenever I see one of those kinds *ahem!* Dil mein..Ektu thump-thump kore.
Ohh yes,I'm watching the DeathNote anime series now.I like it too.Maybe its cuz I'm done with the entire Prison Break series,Friends,Joey,Seinfeld.And I hate Lost.And I hafta gotta catch up with Heroes too.

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I saw "Flags of our Fathers".Another WW-II movie.But Eastwood,not Bruckheimer or Spielberg.Kintu ektu touched holam,cuz of the way it was shown.We never do remember the soldiers after the war.The brutality.The mental pain.They go through.This might not concern many.But I did know someone who died after the Kargil war.And also the fact that I wanted to join the army after my schooling.We salute them.Cheer them up.Vote on whether to go on war.Forget them.Abuse the defense policy of our country.Maybe its time we thought about them,their families.....after the shameless ordeal they go through.

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Ok,now for the second thought.I think I'm getting better at the psychic thing.I mean reading other's thoughts.My skills of deduction have improved.Rishi'ke koto baar murgi korechi!!..I'm turning into being the best.Maybe I should open a Private Investigation Firm.

*Thinking really hard and staring into the space just above the computer screen but...*

Yes,this would ultimately question me about what-the-fuck am I doing in a Company full of nerds and biaaatches and corporate whores and blah-blah-blah!

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ohh...aye! The pirate song for ye ignorant creatures!

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

Excitement again!!! *Wriggling my fingers and eyes steamily glowing*

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And I'm suddenly missing Jadavpur and Park Street a lauhoooot!!!

Ok,We can all get funnily lost now!

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ohh PS: *Orkut presents *Today's fortune:

"Good news will be brought to you by mail."

Yaay-yaay!!..It did!!!

:)

He's so FUCKIN' smart ....I just realized I dont even stand a chance with her!!!!...

Probabaly I never did!!!...Its a late realization and stupid-old me!!!!!!....But I see her so happy that I feel sad about it!!!

:(

just one change!!!

Why does love have to be all complicated and tough? Why cant it be like eating a pizza or going to sleep or going to the movies? Like I see the perfect Indian romantic movies and I wonder "is this what really happens"..cuz it doesnt.Never.These movies gross me out.And they still sell.
And families tend to have problems with everything.Different caste...class... race...color...creating dramas at home about relationships.I really wonder why people cant just "let it go.."

Everyone seems to be bothered about the love lives of a certain nephew...cousin..brother and all the blood which links them up.Like there are aunts in families...certain aunts....who tend to be involved and bitch about the life of every other next-generation family member and probably influence their parents.
"Ria,You shouldnt be going out with that guy,Ive heard he drinks".....
"Abhi,that girl is from a different caste,our family doesnt approve it"...
"Tina,that guy aint good in studies,and he's those Hippie-kind" ....
And then you have the parents.Ha!And im talking about families of guys who are like 20+ and pretty much able to get a grip on their lives.

Fuckin peeeeses me offf!!! I really write this with a certain kind-o-hatred since im tired of hearing every other friend of mine having a problem with their love-lives at home. I'm glad I dont have to deal with all this bullshit! Cuz i think my family knows pretty well about the reply they'll get from me if they EVER talk to me like that.

Random thoughts....

Everything seems dead!!!.... Everyfuckingthing!! And absofuckinglutely messed up too.Whats wrong with the world!!!

The high.....the love....the care....those l'il moments in parties or on the streets....the lights of festivals.... everything's fading out.....

The void in the space is increasing.... and i wonder whats gonna happen when it finally bursts.......

and screw u again,missy Ab!!! :(

ohh..and i wish ya all the best... :-) ...

MY ORKUT STATS!!!!

80% Trusty <-------- :-(

90% Cool <--------- Ha! WTF!!!!

80% Sexy < --------- this tops it alll..... HAHAHAHA!!!!

(courtsey: www.orkut.com)

Love Confessions!

ok,Cupid,u son of a bitch....u cant screw up my life like the way u've been doing since i was in nursery!!!... I wont be a sucker and drink up the love-philtre ... but i will think about it ....

I know its nice to give my heart out to someone...... but sometimes it feels much better this way,i guess!!!!

Im reading Salman Rushdie's Fury now..... some way to spend the Lover's day,huh!!?? and just dying to eat the chicken bucket at Roy's place!!!!!!...