Sunday, November 26, 2006

"Whether u r a cop or a front of a loaded does that matter...."


"In not the product of the environment around me....the environment around me is the product"

If there was one thing martin sorcesse excluded from the movie …that was the heroic and extra-dramatic death of all the protagonists in the movie. In one word… A-W-E-S-O-M-E.
Jack Nicolson was at his best,as always though.LiCap carried on his successful angry young bad man look .Matt Damon was in his most unexpected role ever.And Mark Wahlberg was so tooo good…!!!....
It’s a weird movie.But then isstoogood!

(Note: advisory warning: Excessive usage of the 4-letter word and stunning obscene livid dialogues which makes the movie so Boston-ish and really worth the bloody money)

Saturday, November 25, 2006

George Costanza once said.......

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.I mean,life is tough.It takes up a lot of your time.What do you get at the end of it? A death. Whats that , a bonus?!?

I think of the life cycle is all backwards.You should die first,get it out of the way. Then you should go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy , go collect your pension then,when you start work , you get a gold watch on your first day.You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol , you party and you get ready for High School.You go to primary school,you become a kid,you play ,you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby,you go back,you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating,spa,room service on tap, and then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen.

LOL!....This is all so much sense and so much meaningful to me now!

Crib crib crib and ohhh crib again!

Im not too much happy nowadays.I dunno why. Its probably a moodswing and I do hope it’ll pass.But I was so much happy some days back for reasons which only my mind can comprehend.I loved the air,the trees,the sun-at-dawn,sun-at-noon,sun-at-twilight.I almost loved everything.Im glad I took some decisions which I had to take.

But now its not even fun to drink.I feel im turning into a compulsive Devdas or some shit while im drinking.Now that’s sad!....And I didn’t even watch the new bond movie or the dhoom 2 flick……grrrrrr!!!!

Ive even provided monetary help to many people.I should have felt good but I didn’t.

Holy fuck the mother of sweet moses, im bloody 22 years old,im turning into a psychotic stoic prick who’d assassinate Gandhi with a chainsaw if he came back to earth again.And im twenty-fuckin-two years old!!!...and I hate it cuz I pant while playing and ive become too old to dance.

These days im talking a lot to myself. It feels real great to imagine situations.Future ones,of course.And then probably look into the mirror and imagine and talk about it.Yes!I even imagine me conversing with the people I know.Thats become my pastime whenever im bored.And its also really great to talk to animals sometimes.I feel,they r the only ones who actually understand my weirdness towards everyone else.

I hate growing-up.I thought I had a pact with time,but I got ditched badly.Some months back people actually told me hows 17-ish I look. But kaching ! they say yes,I do look bloody 22.I really hate growing-up, not that I had a great childhood and a crazy adolescence …… but sometimes being all grey scares me.Especially when I know im about to die very VERY soon……..

OK. I have this weird haircut and Im not sure if I like it or hate it! Cuz im as bald as an eagle and I wanna eat ostrich egg omlette!! I also wanna dig a hole in my backyard and hide all my childhood treasures. But hmpfh…I aint at home!


Sunday, November 19, 2006

"We can't stop here, this is Bat Country"

I saw three movies today...!!!.......loved two 'o them..hated the rest!


hilarious to the power-of-i-dunno-what!...i had to keep my brain aside and keep listenin to the non veg dialogues....L-M-A-O!...too much!!!.....i guess i needed it......its takes something to appreciate such a nasty thing...but then its all about how u enjoy it!..and boy!..i enjoyed it...!!!


okk,im supposed to show some respect to all the heroes and the matyrs of 9/11......and trust me,i do it.But a movie is a movie! gotta be appealing enough to pull the crowds or something.I think nicolas cage aint gettin any good offers or he's finally plannin to call it quits in holloywood. okk,even we all do call the 'jihads' bastards.....but 50 bucks down the freaking drain!


i think its the best johnny depp movie ive seen.and also one of my favourite movies.So much so, that i caught it again on Zee english today.Fear and Loathin in Las Vegas is a movie based on the semi-autobiographical book by Hunter S. Thompson.Drugs,Sex,Alcohol,the witty humour,the social sattire,very pulp-fiction-ish and Tarantino-ish...but amazing !!!!! I know i will recommend it to everyone i know.

"Raoul Duke (narrator) :..............We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon................. "

(im trying real hard to be a movie critic in case my job doesnt work out too well..:).....)

Friday, November 17, 2006

Im not spiderman,in case u think i am!!!!! .!.

What the fuck????.....i never thought i would ever E-V-E-R crib about my own life.....especially after bitching about others......But i am...talkin to random people about how my life sucks and how i much frustrated for no-reason i am......i aint a bloody dragon-fly which keeps of fluttering around clean,dirty or whatever gardens for no fuckin reason.....yes,my cell phone keeps on conking off whenever i decide to request for my balance information.....yes,im now becoming a social drinker( finally!) and l'il alcohol is making me dizzy.....yes,i did think i had cancer untill someone actually shoved the guts up my throat and asked me to not to get mindfucked by it......also yes,i get embarressed sissily for some wierd having tooooooo many dreams about tooo many people and its freaky.......ive become bloody meticulous about my room,tryin to keep it un-messy(okk,i loooooooooowe being messy)......and i REALLY wanna smoke some shit ,even though i know how fake it sounds.......
And last day i was actually caught by the instructor for pointing laser beams into other's eyes( cuz i was tooo darn bored)....not that i was reprimanded but whtever.....
Last day i was walking down the road with ashwin...and i saw this lady screaming frantically from an auto and that shittly scared me....i never get scared generally.....but it kinda reminded me of that nice madman who hit me with his sack about 5 years back......i didnt think much about it then......but now since ive become the great-o-thoughtful-one ...i think.."why on earth wud a madman pick on me "....!!!!!......kintu jai hok....he fucken did.....he hit me terribly with his filthy sack.....while i was walkin down Jodhpur park after school......and not just that.....what petrified me more was the look he gave me....which kind of resembled a hybrid of the Abominable snowman from Tibet,the wierd monkey speicimen from Congo which they show in Discovery and Cramer from Seinfeld.......a normal person wud have hit the madman back, i believe......but i fucken ran!!!!.....NOW i do find reasoning in his assault on me ...i guess im too wierd and too mentally imbalanced to find the eternal truth or the pandoras box.....but im gettin there..i know that really trying to get there.......

And Thank God Its Friday....i love fridays....i hate saturdays....cuz i think and drink a lot on fridays and end up doing nothing on saturdays......even sundays suck....i think im liking fridays so much,ill probably start shouting out in the shower...
Gimme a "F'...
Gimme a "R'...
Gimme a "I"....(oops, 'an')...
.....ohh crap!!!

Bubye,u normal mortals!

Sunday, November 12, 2006

An Obituary!

Debanuj Chakraborti ( 15th march,1984- November 11,2006)

this is my life and im ending it one minute at a time…..”…….Tyler Durden.

What would u say to people around u when u realize that in some time u r about to die…..or would u tell them at all……he understood that….thats why he only confided in me about his death.Now that I am writing his obituary,he is no longer with us.
Debanuj Chakraborti died yesterday of cancer.He was a great guy.He never told anyone about his disease. Prolly cuz of a social backlash or because he didn’t want to be ruined mentally before his death.
I remember one very day ,he lay there in the hospital bed.He said how special his friends were and how much he missed them.But he said that with his usual smirk and his special sarcasm on life…..
I wish he get what he wanted in his afterlife and the lives after that.He let himself in the gauntlet of death not because he liked life but he would be probably enjoying death more.
Just that the cold winds of the winter didn’t affect him more than it affected us.He loved a girl once or twice …I don’t know…but it seems the cold misty wind always had the better of him.But he didn’t give up.He searched and loved and in turn loved everyone.And then he had cancer. Its called the sad twist of fate,but he called it karma…..serendipity…the coincidence of the mysticism of the being. Yes,he was stupid daft prick…but he never justified himself on that.I wish he had died of a heartbreak. Not like this. Not like this.

“…its better to burn out than to fade away…..”………Kurt D.Cobain

Jack XXX