Friday, May 11, 2007

Everyone wants to be cool.
Wear cool stuff.Drink cool drinks.Eat cool food.And then hang around with the coolest group.
I tried to be cool a long time back.I thought was the Antichrist till the Y2K bug killed the thought.But ended up being the dork I am.

And then people try and talk in cool language.Like the day M was telling me(with lots of happy smiles) about how she liked to be cool.
"You know those days.I used to party out a lot.The pubs were great.And Boy! I love to dance.Especially those trance hip-hop tracks and drinking those chocolate flavored mocktails.The lights,the music,the hep-crowd.Its awesome.I wish I could party everyday.But you know,the office and work.Last day, the Dj actually came up to me and complemented on my dancing.I even drank one full bottle of Bacardi Breezer.Gives me a pretty nice kick,you know........."
My reaction:"ohhh cool cool,guess what U've just been named the coolest babe of the year!"...(why on earth do I get to make friends with people like these??!!!)

And then of course,how can we forget Mr.Mathews' endeavour of being cool,and shed of his image of being the nerdy guy.....
Wake up!!!.....or go back to sleep and dream about how french-cuts and english movies make you look cool.

Ohh yes,the cool attire.Boot-cut,unregular,stone-washed in patcthes,multipocketed jeans!!...teamed up with of course the sleeveless,bicep showing (macho!for guys) t-shirts with a caption which says "Legalize Marijuana"(And even if you dont smoke,its cool!!!) and a fast track shades.And you can even slip on those 'c-o-o-l' chains like SRK in Kuch kuch hota hai!

And then there's the phase of feeling cool if you are 'into' that hard,rock,death-metal music-loving group!...
Ohh yaa,it is cool to say that you know the names of all the bands that plays in pubs in the evenings....or keep shut and just hum the tune and act as if you hear the song everytime you pee. Its about time I start wondering why we dont have a Bournvita Rock-Fest quiz....!!!
Cuz,as people say, its cool!!!!

So lets list it.......the cool things.....popstars,fizzy-drinks,sporty-shoes which shine,Bajaj bikes which have a BMW logo,Indian Idol,iPods, iPods in different colors and sizes,colorful puke-y mocktails,pop-mordern rock-bollywood music,cell phones which can talk like your mom..or your dog.....I can go on.....but its better you look around you....

......and uncool...???........!!!!.....me,you and all thats associated with us......including that last mug of beer!!!!

Cuz they are cool.....and we are not!!!!


(Sometimes I dunno whether to feel bad about leaving my home and be happy about all the new people I've met [which i love] .............and then the oppurtunities.....the emotions.....they called it life....and i called it my story....which is ending fast........)

10 comments:

demiurgic dolefulness said...

impressive and so true.....

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

i know re.....but cant really change people can we???

dreamy said...

Aye methinks ..I am as uncool as it can get!..:D..but what the heck!..who cares...as long as I got my sarcasm right..to snap back at ppl!..

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

me too!!!...im the uncool SOB from tinsel town!!!!
...and i like it that way!!!

prudence said...

Hmm.....the grapes are sour indeed......

Random Doodler said...

Hahah! the latest cool thing i hear is trying not to be cool.
What will these people think of next?? *shakes her head*

I love this post, btw.

coffee stain said...

dude for a guy who just got tattooed...and spent the past 5 years in the company the mossad..... dude cool ..... we went past that a long time ago.....wake up.....
aamara elite class, Gamma level clearance....... dude waketh up!!!!
wait for the next storm...the next lighning....wait....... or better yes...... mathaye antenna lagiye chaat e ghure bera.......
snap outta it.........jesus

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@random doodler.....no..the latest thing i hear is 'tryin' not to be cool...trying!!!

@metla.....the grapes are sour...and apples are rotten...and the oranges are being eaten by maggots.....

@roy....agreed!!..we form that elite class.....i dunno where to place us....maybe we are the snobs.....or maybe we are finally becoming adults....gee!!..i never saw myself this way!!!!

Sudipto said...

its petty true but the way u hav been pursuing...don't u feel good to continue that way

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

sudi...LD..whtevaa....which way...im sooo directionless...!!!!