Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Arrgh!

There are two things I hate.

Ok,there's one thing I hate during travelling.Kids.Probably even early teenage po(n)d-pakka kids.Kids who try to look intellectual but end up ruining my entire journey.And definitely those who call me 'uncle'.They are irritating as mices and as disturbing as alien cosmos soundwaves.Saturday was just another example.I was going to Bombay to attend Sandy's pot and booze party.I was mindfcuked cuz I was travelling from Pune to Bombay with 1 buck.Yes,one-fucking-rupee.Dont bother asking me how I managed to get into a Volvo and get my ass to Bombay.I was mindfucked nevertheless.And then there's this Bengali kid with whom I had this Tug-of-the-curtain war for the entire fucking 3 hours.Even his Dad gave me stares as if I was being really pestering.Whats wrong with Bengali families anyway,including mine.They seem all normal in Calcutta.But as soon as they go on a trip with their waterbottles,moneky-caps,sorts-of-medicines and their entire shongshaar,they lose it and turn into some wierd pain-in-the-ass people.Nevermind.So,these kids,ya!Even the college trips.Somehow our train compartment was always filled with these kids,who shout and call you uncle.Yes,Rishi might look like one,but me???!!!!Even if we travelled without tickets and spent the entire journey sleeping near the train door,these kids never gave up.Or the bloody bus.Any bus.Kids.Kids.Kids.Miserable pesty creatures.Tsk-tsk.Fuck them.*I'll be a real bad dad!*


And Marriages.Shit.Three of my friends are getting married by this year end.Next year there'll be about 10 more.The year after that and then the entire lot.Holy mother-of-shit.Ok,Im just 23.Twenty-fucking-three.I'm just too scared at the thought of people(mainly guys) around me getting married this early.Some say its normal.But how is it even close to normal???? Think marriage,then the thought of sharing your lovely cozy bed with someone....and then kids,then all the un-bachelor fun,less pot,less booze..more milk,more interior decorating,nursery,garden on the lawn......WTF!Why cant people just live together and stay happy.Bu-tttttt noohoooooo ,they gotta get married.hmpfh.I dont think marriages are made in heaven or neither that its a license to unlimited sex.But there's an age for everything.I still think I'm 18,probably i even look so.Maybe I should start acting my age.But marriages are too wierd.And more so,when your own mom starts discussing about yours (Du-to proposal peyechi,heehee).Yes,I know I'll create a huge furore in my family when my time comes.
It'll be the most aweome party ever........*snap out *.........!!!!
Whateva.I really dunno whether to congratulate or stare wierdly everytime i hear someone of my generation getting married.Anyway,maybe I dont act my age and fail to realize that people are actually growing up.

23 comments:

onnesha said...

no kidding..kids are damn good fun...ofcourse they can be pretty snotty and tantrum-ish at times,but hell,they are good company.imagine a bangali mashima instead...does the trip sound any better now???
and about marriages,"uncle" is going to have a serious hole in his pocket by the time the marriage saga is over!!!LOL!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

heehee...i know kids aer really fun.But you know the times when they come to that age and begin to piss you off.thats the age im talkin about.and hush-hush...im quite a hit among the kids...:P
and naaaah....bangali mashima doesnt make the trip any better... :P
lol...the uncle is a shrewd one.Sometimes can act really kipte in front of bitchy girls.Thats the best part of this uncle.but he's still unsure of his marriage...lol

prudence said...

well........thats an exact photocopy of my feelings.........kids.....daft prick.....specially wen u r travellin in a train .....hungry like a demon and some kid leaves a crumpled and empty wrapper of 5 Star on ur berth.....!!!!!!!Personal experience...!!!!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

5 star wrapper is good.
How about shouting and screaming in front of our ears and asking the 'uncle' to play with them....
again..personal experience!!!

dreamy said...

"as soon as they go on a trip with their waterbottles,moneky-caps,sorts-of-medicines and their entire shongshaar,they lose it and turn into some wierd pain-in-the-ass people"
hahahahahahaha...


I SO agree with you!...

coffee stain said...

uncle.....BKL.....uncle.....i have been called uncle once.....well twice but by the same rug-rat...... an haarmi....... you friggin ditched me.........4 bachha chilo...."four"... asswipe.... and you look 18??? ke bollo??? first of all you don look like a left inclined martian.....but then martians are green.....mars e nischoi aage africa types jayega chilo.....so that takes care o that.....and nunku uncle..... ohk rest assured my kids are gonna call you that...ie if you live that long.............. toke shamne pai.....out kore udom kelan debo saala.............uncle! hmmphf

coffee stain said...

you "do look like a left inclined martian".......and i don wanna get into the details.....kintu 18 martian years = how many earth years????
..................uncle!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@adrita....bengali families...sigh!!!

@Rishi....lol...sorry baba!!!...haahaa....i remember me ditchin yaa...i missed the fucking train...cudnt help it...nahole we wud have shared the ur woes..:P

Random Doodler said...

kids are a pain. especially the spoilt bratty ones! thankfully they dont call me auntie yet. Ekta marbo na...
And yay, get married. Free weed. Yay!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

yaay..im with yaa....amio maarbo....laathi..chor thaappor..shob kichu!!!..if they call me uncle...
and biye korle free weed kotha theke paabo...ki aajob!!! :P
and FYI..i've left weed since sunday...:P

coffee stain said...

letf weed...... ie tor left side e weed aache?.... dude?! own up!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

sala...!!!....
heehee!!!!!.....do not hate me rishi uncle!!!

coffee stain said...

am watchin mr an mrs smith........ i sooo wanna be mr smith!!!!!
taale uncle smith bolle kono chaap nei!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

ohhhh!!!..i love the part when she calls him a "pussy"...i definitely wouldnt mind a lady like that callin me one..!!!...
She still gives me the goosebumps!!!

:D

coffee stain said...

she's mine i tell ya....mine....!!!!

double deep sigh!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

well,we've shared her for 4 years in F-503......we might as well do it now..too!!!

:P

coffee stain said...

we?!!!! who's side was she on.... who did she belong to?

coffee stain said...

4 years??? i had er longer than you did...and it was my room! early bird dude......early bird.

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

fuck u!!!!....she's mine...ami tor room'e eshe fantasize kortaam...heehee...i remember my dad gawking at that jolie poster...haahaa..was super funny!!!

Random Doodler said...

Oh dear God!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

heehee.....and if u still think we are the normal guys....think again!!!...and jolie niye no interference...get that doodler!!!..

:P

coffee stain said...

he he....so do i.... i think there was a hint of drool....saala haarami baap......lights theke flake... lol ma kosom.....biri chor saala

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

hint of drool....that drool personified...sala...baap thaarki sala..heehee....and aajkaal malboro aar mild seven'o maare....and that biri episode...heehee...nevaamind!!!