Monday, June 25, 2007

Who's stupid!!!!

Everyone says I'm stupid.In a way,well ye,I'm a bit stupid.Especially after these.


At some private party,some time back.....Rohit,Me and Koli.Yes,I'm a bit drunk.
Rohit :Man,I heard that Shireen's aunt's cousin sister has passed away.....
Koli:Ohh!!Shit!.Shireen's aunt's who???!!
Me:Long live !The Queen is dead!!!
Shireen walks in.......................................
Me:Long Live ! She's dead!!!.....yaaay-yaaay-yaaay!!!...The Queen is dead...!!!!
Shireen:Who's dead???
Me:Zed's dead,baby,Zed's dead!!!!


At some CCD in South Calcutta........
Rahul:Hey Amit,wassup....
By the way Amit,This is Debanuj.
Me: Hi,dude.
Amit:Hi,man.
Rahul:So as Rishab was telling me about the whole deal,Amit had called up in between.....
Me:Now who the fuck is Amit???
*Everyone looks at me*


In Koregaon Park,while I was getting the tatoo done.
Me:Omigosh!!!..Its hurting!!..God,help me!!!!! Owwwww!!Its hurting.
*Everyone looking at me*
Sabby:I havent touched the needle yet!!!!
Me:Ohh!


Every year!
Summer.Me(sweating) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the heat!!!
Monsoons.Me(drenched) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the muddy rain!!!
Autumn.Me(trying to act sick) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the ..ummm....wind!!!
Winter.Me(freezing) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the cold!!!

All round the clock.Me: Why,God,why???????


Me,badly drunk,with a chocolate bar.College.About to propose to an unknown girl,three years junior.Rishi smirking ...ten yards away.
Girl incidentally called Jaita Ray.
Me:Hai,I'm Daevaanooj.Shee,Ai've found you pretty shweeet and allll.And I have shum speshaaal feelingsh phor you.
Jaita:Thats ok,*bhaiya* (Ka-ching!!!!).Actually I have a boyfriend,and I'm very serious about it.
Me:Ohh!.Thats ok,you have a great day.Bubye.
She leaves.
I eat the chocolate.Rishi joins in.


Shit!!I am the wierdly stupid one.!!!

18 comments:

exhaling smoke said...

i remember that as if it were yesterday....me at the flag pole.... you slippin off....lol.... the whole thing was my far the sweetest rejection ever....and well more chocolate for us heh.....cheers

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

cheers!!!!....im the good guy!!

Anonymous said...

LOLz!!! BTW,there's nothing called a cousin sister thingie in english :P

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

whatever!!!...im bad at english!..im stupid!!...im the fuck man...im the fuck they've been lookin for all these damn years!!!!

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha..do u think ur stupid? look at the last row :P

dreamy said...

you are not stupid.You are damn isshweet.And this post is damn funny.:D

Unknown said...

LOL. u remind me of my best friend!!!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

*blushing immensely at dreamy and hopgoblin's comments*.....

:-P

onnesha said...

arent these trivias supposed to be shoved under the carpet/stashed in the attic/locked up and drowned in the seas/put in the tumble dryer/sent off on a holiday to timbaktoo...????
i read it somewhere that the man who has it in him to joke about himself,is the biggest comedian humorist around.
you have done just that.
cherios!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

no no...these are never to be shoved under the carpet and drowned or sent off to timbucktoo....!!!!!ok,timbucktoo,I wouldnt really mind that!
I call these memories....!!stupid but memorable defnitely!!!!....
I loved being stupid and dumb! :-P
And yes,I know,youve told me about that comedian thingy in one of my previous blogs.....
..but yes,thanks anyways!!!!

:-)

coffee stain said...

blushes???!!! what color puck..... purple...saala forsha ra bhush kore... you all turn beguni!!!!!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

Arrey purple aka beguni aka blah-blah bheri bheri cool color...one of my favorites...puro yorky colour!!!

spanks and kisses said...

well it all happens to us guys!!!
but i must say.. ' we shall over come...someday!'
i tried this for a many times...but now...nope..no more fooling around..
but still the rekindling fantasy of belonging and storming into the garden of theconquering beauty!!!!
cheers dude!!!

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

oh thank yaa thank yaa....
I actually like the fooling around part...and the part of the garden of conquered beauty...ok,yeye..
Thanks a ton for dropping by...
:)

spanks and kisses said...

well u kinda inspired me to spill my beans!
lol!!!!!!
:)

slothful guzzler said...

ah well...ur almost turnin into the bong hugh grant!!!!!!

Llama said...

this morning as i was walking to office, i saw a dead lizard 2 cm away from my feet... did a mental "screech" (thank god i didnt screech aloud) before realizing it was a piece of hay.

u aint alone o weirdly stupid one!

Santanu....... said...

well what can I say....sometimes it is rather good to be the stupid one.........being perfect is not that funny indeed......