Monday, June 25, 2007

Who's stupid!!!!

Everyone says I'm stupid.In a way,well ye,I'm a bit stupid.Especially after these.


At some private party,some time back.....Rohit,Me and Koli.Yes,I'm a bit drunk.
Rohit :Man,I heard that Shireen's aunt's cousin sister has passed away.....
Koli:Ohh!!Shit!.Shireen's aunt's who???!!
Me:Long live !The Queen is dead!!!
Shireen walks in.......................................
Me:Long Live ! She's dead!!!.....yaaay-yaaay-yaaay!!!...The Queen is dead...!!!!
Shireen:Who's dead???
Me:Zed's dead,baby,Zed's dead!!!!


At some CCD in South Calcutta........
Rahul:Hey Amit,wassup....
By the way Amit,This is Debanuj.
Me: Hi,dude.
Amit:Hi,man.
Rahul:So as Rishab was telling me about the whole deal,Amit had called up in between.....
Me:Now who the fuck is Amit???
*Everyone looks at me*


In Koregaon Park,while I was getting the tatoo done.
Me:Omigosh!!!..Its hurting!!..God,help me!!!!! Owwwww!!Its hurting.
*Everyone looking at me*
Sabby:I havent touched the needle yet!!!!
Me:Ohh!


Every year!
Summer.Me(sweating) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the heat!!!
Monsoons.Me(drenched) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the muddy rain!!!
Autumn.Me(trying to act sick) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the ..ummm....wind!!!
Winter.Me(freezing) :Why,God,why??You know I hate the cold!!!

All round the clock.Me: Why,God,why???????


Me,badly drunk,with a chocolate bar.College.About to propose to an unknown girl,three years junior.Rishi smirking ...ten yards away.
Girl incidentally called Jaita Ray.
Me:Hai,I'm Daevaanooj.Shee,Ai've found you pretty shweeet and allll.And I have shum speshaaal feelingsh phor you.
Jaita:Thats ok,*bhaiya* (Ka-ching!!!!).Actually I have a boyfriend,and I'm very serious about it.
Me:Ohh!.Thats ok,you have a great day.Bubye.
She leaves.
I eat the chocolate.Rishi joins in.


Shit!!I am the wierdly stupid one.!!!

18 comments:

rishi said...

i remember that as if it were yesterday....me at the flag pole.... you slippin off....lol.... the whole thing was my far the sweetest rejection ever....and well more chocolate for us heh.....cheers

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

cheers!!!!....im the good guy!!

HARSHA said...

LOLz!!! BTW,there's nothing called a cousin sister thingie in english :P

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

whatever!!!...im bad at english!..im stupid!!...im the fuck man...im the fuck they've been lookin for all these damn years!!!!

HARSHA said...

ha ha ha..do u think ur stupid? look at the last row :P

dreamy said...

you are not stupid.You are damn isshweet.And this post is damn funny.:D

hobgoblin said...

LOL. u remind me of my best friend!!!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

*blushing immensely at dreamy and hopgoblin's comments*.....

:-P

onnesha said...

arent these trivias supposed to be shoved under the carpet/stashed in the attic/locked up and drowned in the seas/put in the tumble dryer/sent off on a holiday to timbaktoo...????
i read it somewhere that the man who has it in him to joke about himself,is the biggest comedian humorist around.
you have done just that.
cherios!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

no no...these are never to be shoved under the carpet and drowned or sent off to timbucktoo....!!!!!ok,timbucktoo,I wouldnt really mind that!
I call these memories....!!stupid but memorable defnitely!!!!....
I loved being stupid and dumb! :-P
And yes,I know,youve told me about that comedian thingy in one of my previous blogs.....
..but yes,thanks anyways!!!!

:-)

coffee stain said...

blushes???!!! what color puck..... purple...saala forsha ra bhush kore... you all turn beguni!!!!!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

Arrey purple aka beguni aka blah-blah bheri bheri cool color...one of my favorites...puro yorky colour!!!

spanks and kisses said...

well it all happens to us guys!!!
but i must say.. ' we shall over come...someday!'
i tried this for a many times...but now...nope..no more fooling around..
but still the rekindling fantasy of belonging and storming into the garden of theconquering beauty!!!!
cheers dude!!!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

oh thank yaa thank yaa....
I actually like the fooling around part...and the part of the garden of conquered beauty...ok,yeye..
Thanks a ton for dropping by...
:)

spanks and kisses said...

well u kinda inspired me to spill my beans!
lol!!!!!!
:)

slothful guzzler said...

ah well...ur almost turnin into the bong hugh grant!!!!!!

Poojo C. said...

this morning as i was walking to office, i saw a dead lizard 2 cm away from my feet... did a mental "screech" (thank god i didnt screech aloud) before realizing it was a piece of hay.

u aint alone o weirdly stupid one!

prudence said...

well what can I say....sometimes it is rather good to be the stupid one.........being perfect is not that funny indeed......