Wednesday, August 15, 2007

A Salman Rushdie,a Cormac McCarthy and "the Million Little Pieces" just cost me a grand.Money would solve most of my problems.As in more money.I remember asking my parents for money before going for trips,before this job.And how easily they gave it without any qualms.Now its more calculated.Check out the cheapest flights.Maybe take the train.Ac/Non-Ac??...And end up going in a 15-hr bus ride.Ive loved every single penny of my parent's money.It becomes really monotonous to earn,spend and realize that you can not live on your parent's money anymore.

Probably technology was the best and the worst thing that happened to this age.People around me are acting way too cool with hi-tech gadgets.Wii's,PSP's,iPods,N-series cellphones.
The Stone Age was the best.Flintstones prove it.You never had to spend any money to eat,drink....women were naked.....there were nightclubs on every mountain.....bars were free.....more women were naked.....There were spears and swords,which are way more cool than guns....Caves were real estates...women would be naked ,even in winters..... Hindus,Muslims,Christians and other blah-blah had sex without cutting off each other's genitals...the Chinese never gave a shit to birth control....and other bloo-bah-bloo.
I really wonder how the world would be if I went some million years back.....
Like people worshipping weird slimy aliens,whenever they popped from the sky....and then every other human behaved like Archimedis,everytime they produced a fire-fall with two stones,riding on Dinos instead of Monster Trucks and shouting Hee-haw!!!...no wait,Dinos never existed then.Ok,Mammoths whatever.
But Im really not skeptical about the other 'ages' as well,like the Roman Era,Medival period,Dark Ages,Industrial Revolution,the World Wars and the holocausts...
(This is where I prove my history is really really weak)
Its just this age.Its not the 'kolijoog' or something.Its just...its too much tech-savvy.Somethings and some people around me are just pissing me off.Not that I dislike everything.Yes,I do have a really sad life story(as Rishi reminds me always) but there are somethings which I've begun to hate.
Ive developed this wierd ego of 'giving shit to whoever gives me shit'.That generally ends up in disliking most people around me.I have become critical about everything including the little girl who tries to ride a cycle.I hate my job,but thats common.Many of my friends with whom I used to have fun in this city have suddenly left this city.The other people who've managed to stay back are too morbid.My friends' big career successes and their fun-filled-life happiness is getting on my nerves.And lately,I've considered visiting a psychiatrist.Bum-Ho!
And what!!I've heard it a million times that I dont respect the country.Just because I think a bit unconventionally.Just because I really dont give a fuck to the retard Indian society.Because I drink and dope a bit.Because I speak English more than Bengali.Because I ape western culture(????).Because I watch more meaningful Hollywood movies rather than the masala Hindi flicks.Because because because......Maybe the people around should take a fucking look outside and change their thoughts about how my generation doesnt give a shit to culture and the country.Cuz it fuckin' does.Take a fuckin look around,people.Maybe 60 years of being a part of India's largest democracy doesnt really help.And yes,how my 'Great Indian 'company,still asks its employees to work on the Independance day,while talking about values,morals and culture.I do respect the founder a lot for starting a great Indian industrial and commerical revolution called Infffffo******.But working for firang clients and acting like a bitch on the country's independance day.C'mon!!and people actually call this patriotic and what my company Inf-uckin-osys has done for the country.Maybe I'm sorry.Maybe I'm not really.I think I'm far more capable of what people say about me.Maybe I'm not.But that doesnt change people for saying what they gotta.I guess some things never change.Not independance day.Or the Indian society and the people.
This is what happens when you work on a national holiday and still get no credits.

16 comments:

Poojo C. said...

The bit about the Stone Ages had me giggling aloud..
Guys and their naked women! Lolz!

AJ said...

dude!!...but women were hairy n repulsive bk then!..they wudnt wax,they didnt have acne cream,didnt have hair straighteners,shampoo,cotton balls..and most importantly,they lost their mystery element by STAYING naked all the time...so it wasnt all good!..plus,Jane Jetson is waaaay hotter than Wilma Flintstone.

coffee stain said...

you sad fuck....... what are friends for.... i'd so kick your Neanderthal ass if your cave woman was hotter than mine.... i was about to write something on 60 years...but tor ta cut paste korle e hobe

dude is it me or are you a bitch... or is the term infy-biatch.

i love making you more miserable...it make me so happy! and i suppose thats why we'v been frns this long......6yrs to us man ...hic i call fred flinstone tui onno ta(barney if i am correct)!

dreamy said...

you tha just wrote this kickass independence day post, Nunkuda.You the jusht wait, I will write an independence day post, with one whole sentence about 60 years of independence!!!!!


heehee, my blabbering balderdash apart, I agree with people being so tech-savyyish around, and me being challenged, I hate it all the more.


I would have said I likes the stone age idea, but ahh, too much of nakedness around.AAr nai bollam.Lojjaye my right cheek is all red red and all.

coffee stain said...

nunku da

har har.....this'll never get old!!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@poojo....i love the stone ages..i was born in the wrong age....:-P

@Aj.....eew-eew yuck-yuck!!!...in case u didnt notice...Wilma flinstone wasnt hairy....!!!..

@Adrita...there will be naked men too....:-D

@rishi..ahhh rishi!!...lets not talk about cave women again....and yes,im the corporate bitch..u got me right...lol..i do know how much u enjoy making me feel miserable and how much i enjoy listening to it.Im a sad fuck.....hic!..6 yrs to us!!!
...u cud have done without the mockin of the nunk-da part!!!
:-P

coffee stain said...

don't give up just yet....soon there'll be a gang o kids callin you nunku kaku!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

kids???...
football team banabi naki re??!!!

prudence said...

Stone Age indeed..........qyt a fancy thought......dat too on independence..........!!!!!

coffee stain said...

dude.....aamar bachha'r jonno wait korish na..... but i'll teach the other's kids!!!

disillusioned darkling said...

lolzzzzzzzzz.....let us all go back to the stone age then....

HARSHA said...

would you mind if i say this is the best post of yours that i had read till date? loved it!

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@prudence..trust me,we are all going back....all of us!!!

@rishi...we'll settle this over the phone or with beer.

@DD...ye ye ..please lets!!!

@harsha..thanks,but yes,I did mind a bit...:P

DeePDiveR said...

howd u dreess up in the stone age....now thats a thought!

onnesha said...

boy!do you sound enraged or what?
keep up the fury.thats the only way we could get "there" wherever that is.

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@goru....tee-hee-hee..forget it..lets get drunk...!!!..

@onnesha...absolutely girl..lets all keep it up!!