Moolah vs Evil Egg !!

I'm not a bat fuck insane to think that the work I'm doing is pissing me off.I disconnect lines on which you guys use the internet.I make calls to my US clients instructing them on what to do.And then later change the status to something which I think would make a company bankrupt.Sounds easy huh??Its not.

I havent had time to talk to my parents for about 5 days.I get no time to check orkut.I check gmail sometimes.Yahoomail never.People leave me messages like "U dumbfucking moron" on my messenger,when i dont respond.My company is making a huge amount of profit outta me( Level3,my client pays Infosys $19 dollars per hour i.e.,$170 per day,I think,out of which I get only about $20).I havent been having proper lunch (noodles and coke) for about a month.And I'm still putting on wieght.Lots of it.Now I know what Oscar Wilde meant by "life sucks"..or was it him????....

At the end of the month all I get is an appreciation letter and some green bills.

I'm living the life of a Hippie.I look like one,I dress up like one,I pay my bills as if I dont wanna.,Im supporting World Peace and I'm seriously concerned about Global warming (read Harsha's blog) .And I'm sporting TopGun shades.And still people hate my sense of style.

I desperately need a vacation...We've planned it already...a roadtrip...preferrably to Goa.


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