...and she still says im a fool,ya!

Well,there I was,searching for my Pandoras Box which had driven so much into curiosity that I was even prepared to quit my job and start exploring the Straits of Gibraltar.But then imagination took over me.And thats when I completely lost it.The way the cookie crumbled,vegetation on the Alps, aliens using nano-technology to invade earth - I saw it all. They say " The human brain is the child of imagination".I disagreed.Imagination is our own world.Our own Moo- Custard-space.We mould it,shred it,crush it and ultimately puzzle it down to some obscure form or the other.It is probably one of God's usual bad jokes just to cover up the perfectionism of the human brain.
Whatever!
Ever since I barely managed to reach the mid of my college life,my mind had taken an absolutely different turn.Rationalism gave way to idealism,dreams conquered practicality.I dunno if it was the excess booze or the hilly dope , but it did add on.Like the times when u feel the oceanic waves inside your head hit you so hard that it knocks you out.The few months after college introduced me to an entirely wierd bunch of people who drastically influenced my thinking on life.Well,in our world,I realized,I was special but in an abnormal way.Sraanda Shu had once told me "Whats the point of living and dreaming, when you can't solve your maths"
Yes,The maths was tough.I needed a job,some money to live without my parent's cash (of course) and some kind of reconcilliation.I got both the formers,but the latter...I kinda let it go. Never came back. It was regrettable,but inevitable,wasn't it?
A year later,2007.When the wolrd prepares to counter terrorism,global warming,conflict diamonds,religious issues,Columbian drugs,Cuban cigars and asteroids striking earth in a decade, you know what I say. And I say "phuck eet!".Insensitive,heartless,selfish,fuckless sucker,am I,ya?
Well,yes,I have lost it. And I have no clue what to do about it.

Arrey rukh jaa re Bandeh!

BLACK FRIDAY

Well..... The movie, it certainly shook me up a bit and definitely impressed me.But i wasnt moved.
The boldness of the film-maker to include the real-names of those behind the Bombay blasts and the potrayal of some of the scenes in the movie were really impressive.

But...its too long.....its too documentary-ish.....and some irrelavant scenes.But a good and shocking watch nevertheless.

Is it,ya??

Well,probably the only place in Pune i really liked was the Osho Ashraam...Really nice and serene...ohh and the hot firangs....heehee....There's sooo much to rite about my life now....but the space.....u know what i say.." fuck it"....... and i watched "you've got mail" again ..... all i can say is " heehee" ... it does bring back some wierd memories,ya.... :-) ....

And Dada too good khelche..... am proud...really!!!


Ohh...and please read this .... I love the insignificant moo talk like this .......

"This is excellent…read it throughout … The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington mid-term chemistry exam. The answer by one student to the bonus question was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions, and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven and thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" "

Har Har!!!!! I loooooooooooooooowed the last part!!!!

Light a Candle !

Spread the word (even if u think it doesnt help )


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Love Confessions!

ok,Cupid,u son of a bitch....u cant screw up my life like the way u've been doing since i was in nursery!!!... I wont be a sucker and drink up the love-philtre ... but i will think about it ....

I know its nice to give my heart out to someone...... but sometimes it feels much better this way,i guess!!!!

Im reading Salman Rushdie's Fury now..... some way to spend the Lover's day,huh!!?? and just dying to eat the chicken bucket at Roy's place!!!!!!...

The Giggle-loop and God's Cannibus!!!!!

Okk,What if ..... the great one did smoke up like the way we do...sitting stuffing the dope into the bong or just passing around the joint ....sitting with us,in a circle,cleaning up the weed ... as if we are having one of those-l'il-round-table-conferances with the Almighty ... talking about those smoke-pot time serious issues like Global Warming or even the Brad-Angie hook up!!!
But thats like ...'what if..."...

1) Nations would have Pink Floyd or DreamTheatre numbers as their anthems....like Comfortably Numb for Finland or whaatveaaa .....

2)Smoke-Pollution would be so much more meaningful .....

3)People wud just breathe and get high....no need to roll up joints .... no need to remove the
seeds ... and stems ..... or take the trouble of lighting it up ... and just like shouting out
"Geronimoooo, .... "
and u breathe in mary-jane ...

4)Forests would be much green ... lush ... (okk,a bit dry too) and importantly resourceful!!!

5) Painkillers like Asprins would face fierce .... probably Real fierce competition from weed med
tablets .....

6)The third world african countries might just rule the world ......

7)More importantly,LEgalized marijuana .... A perfect reunioun with the heaven and the earth ...... God and mankind .... the herbal holy drug and brain .....!!!!

God,dude,join the crowd!!!Amen!



and for the humans.....Man made booze....God made Weed....now who do U trust..!!!?

The giggle-loop is so true....The glasses stacked on top-o-each other....the supressed
giggle...looping up into the shaking beer mug tower....and then crashing onto the
ground.....eventually ending up in the laughter-slaughter incident.....Chaos Theory,is it??...

(refer to the British Comedy series, Coupling:season1,episode 3 for the Giggle-loop!!! and watch the movie "ButterFly Effect for "chaos Theory" ..... others can just turn on Star Tv and watch those hindi soaps starting with "Kkkkk.... ")


This peice of news......lol <----Gross!!!!
Ohhh....and i wanna go to the Roger Waters concert....but sigh!!!.............

Whats wrong with......??????

The Big Mac is the greatest . Sandy and my trip to the MacD’s…heehee…that’s what we called it.
One Maharaja burger, four Chicken McGrill Burgers,one fillet-o-fish, one chicken Mexican wrap,2 large cokes, and two Large Fries. People looked as if we were refugees from Somalia.And we weren’t even on weed. I felt like Jughead!!! Ya,felt good.Real good!

I wonder why girls smell so good.They are like nice-smelling mermaids in Sahara. Road,office,neighborhood…doesn’t matter…..i feel like just holding them..and smelling the fragnance outta them all day long.( and esp if she’s one of those silky-long-haired ones… :-P)…that particular whiff of air is like the most sweetest smell ever on earth.Nothing comes close to it…. Roses,dandelions,orchids …blah blah….Nothing!

And ill freak out…if I get one more mail about some guy-having-pancreas-cancer or about some-raped-girl in Bloohoo-land…..and im asked to forward it …supposedly for Help or whatevaaaa!....cuz if u still don’t get it……refer to the oxford dictionary….find the most used four-letter starting with F…and add an ‘off’ to it. I guess u r still dumb if u have no idea what im talking about.

just the ol' frigging blues!!!

Okk,I know whats going wrong. I think I do. But how does it help. Doesn’t help anymore. No one gives a shit. No one. Im really dreamy nowadays . And she came in my dreams yet again. But how does it help. Doesnt help anymore.
I bet u aint understanding a thing im saying.
Trust me,someday,when u start dreaming….u will too.