Tuesday, August 05, 2008

psst psst..Calling to earth for super vacation....teent-teent!

Ok,Im not a superhero running around with a red cape and super boots and not-so-sexy over-worn underwear.So people.I mean the people in general.Everyone around me.Yes,if you think its you,then it be you as well.As a marathi wud say "Thambaa" .Means stop.
The sounds are too loud.The truth is too fake.The hopes are too.The money is not so-happiness.The lights are too bright.And the silence is too silent.Stop expecting.Stop trying to be in control.Burn the thinking liscence.And all what you like.
Im on a whiny moodswing mood today.My neck hurts,and my chest pains.And I have kinda accepted that I have no life.I have also realized that it is pointless to dream and hope that you will do what you want.So I conjure up philosophies.philosophies pertaining to my life.And me only.
Its like Karma.You run around a tree at the speed of light and you can actually buttfuck yourself.
While still on this realization rant,I would probably waste the next decade of my life hoping and dreaming still.And then I would know who I am and sink back into reality.And there comes the predictability.
Its still Karma.You run around the same tree at three times the speed of light and you can actually watch youself buttfuck yourself.
If you run around faster,then you can turn into a Gen-X buttfucking buddha.But nevermind that.
It all seems pointless,aint it.
And right then you realize who you actually are.
You look into the mirror in front of a half baked glow bulb.And you look into it harder and then BAM!,it strikes you.The goosebumps,the twitching of the ears,the raised eyebrows,the half enthusiastic blurt of surprise.The prophecy and Hollywood was true after all.
Yes,with great powers comes great responsibilities.
With no powers comes hollowness and an empty bottle of booze.
Who am I?


Im Spiderman.


Ok,I need a break.This banter or the blog aint helping.Im taking a break.Not from the blog or the banter.But just a break.
psst,psst....still calling earth for a super vacation.respond respond,teent teent.

teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent-teent!!!!!!

16 comments:

Aphrodite said...

wohooo....my bheja got freied bigtime yesterday....and i was feeling all of the stuff u mentioned :(

coffee stain said...

i contradict your hypothesis that
"Its like Karma.You run around a tree at the speed of light and you can actually buttfuck yourself.

i get where you are coming from.. but the physics...not so sure about... remember this... next time we sit on one of our hic-puff-puff-hic escapades... i shall use the diagram to explain...

and teent-teent......... teent teent teent.... aami o jabo!

inihos said...

"I have also realized that it is pointless to dream and hope that you will do what you want."
yeah right!!!

dreamy said...

The word "buttfuck" came across as "butterfuck" for me...for three precious seconds of my life, I was thinking what "butterfuck" might mean :|

coffee stain said...

@ dreamy
you don want to know.... not from moo.... khub vivid description debe..

ad libber said...

I have a sudden feeling I think I know what butterfuck means. I am so glad blogging is supposed to be akin to national television and you are not allowed to be descriptive

Poojo C. said...

For a bit I thought: You look into the mirror and see a half baked glow bulb.

That would be truly weird.

But I do like the word: butterfuck!

Random Doodler said...

You DO not like the word butterfuck. It is not as different from the original word.
See LAst Tango in Paris to know what i mean.

Enchantress said...

uff uff what
EMOOOO...dude!!wtt emo!!pant pant!!! :DDDDDDD

~Moo-lah Buz!nezzz~ said...

@aphrodite ...try karmic head healing.it works.it is also called sleeping after getting stoned.

@coffee stain..yes yes..im dying for a hic-puff-puff-hic sessions!!..and teent teent chol chol jaai!!!!

@inihos...aaye it be true!!!! seriously!!!

@dreamy...well,butterfuck is also there...but i meant buttfuck!!!....

@roy...btuterfuck is when u use butter...... :-P
..aar kichu bolbo naa!

@ad libber....ohh yes,how will U not know...and they should include in the child sex education thing as well!!

@poojo...a half baked glowing bulb isnt wierd.its just a bulb.

@RD.....I knowwwwwwwwwwww,it aint as different.
Last Tango'ta Brando movie'ta naa??????

@darkling....emo naa emu?? i aint even sure if im pronouncing it right...:P

Enchantress said...

emooo ekdom!

solo said...

cho lets carry out our kidnapping plans... we shall all be happier that way!

DeePDiveR said...

Running around a tree?of all things a tree? btw what was it that supplied the so called 'centrifugal' force for running around the tree? Was it just the desire to get buttfucked or butterfucked (or a cocktail of both)? sheta jodi hoye to running around er ki dorkar? just bend over...


ps: Ami assume korlam je because ur talking of the speed of light, newtonian frames no longer exist...and the centripetal force is no longer required....(but buttfucking???)

inihos said...

:P :P :P bull shit
and butterfuck eh??!!

hobgoblin said...

while ur post amazed me abt the amazing way u put stuff, the comments really made my day. lol.

ad libber said...

I resent the capital U.
Why the capital U?