Friday, June 09, 2006

The Service called 'MEN'!

God made us from a single grain of dust...we are the ones responsible for waging wars for centuries...over the eons, we have symbollized the brute force...the spirit of unculturism .... we work in the unconditions were normal living beings cant exist...we have figured how atoms exist or how the universes revolve...we have turned phones into music players and cameras....we know how a ball can be hit in 9754 ways using just a foot....thats cuz we form the superior of all races that has ever existed on this planet....we will continue ruling this world and WE ARE CALLED MEN!!!!......

'Adam was strolling happily through the Garden of Eden...humming happy b'day to himself.....and suddenly he felt a quake....which grew in intensity....he felt a searing pain in his spine...saw the whole world revolving....and then a light blinded him with a powerful thunder...'KRRRRRAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMM'... what he saw and considered to be the most beautiful thing was in front of him...n then he heard a sound from the above 'thou shall be called 'WOMAN'.....

im not a chauvinist....and i certainly dont think that women in the world do threaten the male clan!...but then who are they....

'behind every successful,there's a woman'-some old russian proverb..... sometimes i do wonder,how true this statement is....but its true,so true....want examples??....we all knw the story of the newton n the apple....n how he changed sceince by his gravity theory...but little do we knwo that he was actually inspired by a medivial sweet lass to come to that park, and actually when she realized that she was being followed..she turned and slapped newton,who later,out of grief, sat on the bench beside the apple tree...the rest is history.....

SO,how important are women in our lives...why do we,men, go after them...and why have we failed to understand their presnce on this earth..inspite of repeated debacles caused by women....women have the greatest influence in the lives of men....when we see a women pass by on a raod...all the males look up to see how she looks or wht her measurements mite be...sum even honk their horns in the car...and try to show off...and then when we realize that she is actually committed to sum other 'stupid' bloke..we say 'aww crap'...and get on with our lives...but i think..why this influence...wht is the magical charm that women have over us which even merlin failed to have over arthur.......is it the charm of a woman exploting her sensuality....or is the way she walks....but y us...y not the dogs,cats or the birds....they never get turnd on by women....why why the men.... and we,on the other hand, are always at the service of the women.....always ready to serve them,whther they work,sleep,feel alone or eat.....we are evrywhere to serve women,to make their life better....and we still dnt get to understand them even tho they have been our oldest clients....and then when women actually go about sayin 'where are all the men'...are we not visible???....hell,we r everywhere.....we are a bunch of sausages ready to serve u..anytime,anyplace...or i think we shud have ad's 'u dont have to search for us,WE'll find u'.....they mite just get the idea then...why dont they understand that we ,men,have been brought onto this world to work for women...and they keep running away...keep eluding us.....and we have inspired sooo much...and vice versa..its a request from all the male community for the service we r providing to women 'let us serve u better for our own needs and its FREE'....

We are so proud to have u walkin on god's best creation......

11 comments:

beloved_witch said...

this was hilarious!! extremely well put! was that thing about newton true?? i dnt knw what to say except that i cant stop smiling after reading this!!
good one!

debanuj said...

well....newton did like women a lot..... and a part of the Priory of Sion....(rem da vinci code)..:)

ripz said...

hehe..nice read..
so you are saying that the female species oughta realise what they are doing to their male counterparts..?? ;)
lol..
keep writing

debanuj said...

no no..its just that the females shud pay more attention to men....:)

DeePDiveR said...

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

debanuj said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....real funny...dipz...real funny man...and true too...i'd kick one if i get the chance...

DeePDiveR said...

hmmm...nice piece...:)


piece? reaaaalllly?

anjan_et_al said...

well dude......u might knw it well that for every action ther's an equal and opposite reaction
this might work gud for science...by the way..........but its not true in case of men and women.....its jst like
for every action (blowing your horns, or showing off!!!), there is a little or nil reaction .....cause Newton was humping wit his apple in his hand jst bcoz of a goddaammmnn woman....so dude dnt jst bother urself to understnd the most complex creature of the world..................

debanuj said...

@ anjan
wrote this out of utter frustration......:)

anjan_et_al said...

hehehehehe...........u caught me correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coke said...

hehehh nice post man ... how innocently, yet strongly, put through ... "...we are a bunch of sausages ready to serve u..anytime,anyplace..." ... how apt the usage of the word 'sausage' :D ...

And one more thing...interesting it is...we do it but we never realise why...staring at full, fleshy breats(preferably under ample clothing) has a soothing effect on the male heart ... it's just that niiice feeling ... not erotic many a time ... but surely the feeling is great!!! :D