Friday, November 02, 2007

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White: What's that?
Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.


Anyone who says Tarantino's Filmaking is nothing but masturbation,can go and fuck a dog.

11 comments:

onnesha said...

ehh?

Anonymous said...

dear dear dear.......
i was floored by this new age 'savious' of cinema-kind...
but 'Reservoir Dogs' is a photocopyof a South-East Asian Film...and mostly his films are based on spectacle rather than 'cinematic' stylistics...
but he remains one of my favs ! .

Pratyush Jain

inihos said...

I like some of his films...

madhurima said...

i second onnesha...
ehh?

ad libber said...

i third it totally
ehh?

shutter bug said...

right on!
dusk till dawn man!

dreamy said...

I beg to differ,



I won't say eh..I will say..

huh? :-O

coffee stain said...

right on!
dusk till dawn man!


from me as well! :P

Darkling said...

ummmmmm hmmmmm.....ehhh??[repeating oonesha]

coffee stain said...

:O

tarintino'r brand promoter aamra khali?

Moo-lah Buzinezzz! said...

@onn,mads,ad,dreamy,darkling....ehhhh,back to u guys too...;-)

@Pratyush Jain....Tarantino is known for this own wierd style of movies...the trunkshots,repeatitive frames...etc etc ....yes,they are defintiely a spectacle..and he does deviate from the normal art of moviemaking,but innovation is what we like,dont we??

@inihos.....we has got only SOME films...:-P....

@coffee stain,roy,shutterbug!!..:-P..yeaaaaa babehhhh!!!!......Tarantino is the king!!!...reserviour dogs dekhish dude...!!!Attitude movie....:-P