twenty-frikkin third!!!!

Yaay! I kinda liked my budday!!!!! and after a fucking long time too!!!Lots of unexpected people called me up the whole day!!!....but thanks guys!! really really!!!And damn i love surprises!!!....Lots of them ...lots and lots....like the office b'day bumps....mom's cake...Rahul's call from Montreal....Sandy's unexpected cake-splat...Venky and mine 3 am beer party....Rishi-sudi's b'day present.....Ritu's call even tho she had low balance,I think....Ashwin,Kuni and Biju's surprise visit from Chennai....damn!I love u guys!!!But the fact that im 23 is still pretty much blankly staring at my life now!!! Im twentyfuckingthree!!!!Ive done what normally most people do....but i aint happy,man!!!...I think and i think again what if the soothsayer's forecast was correct and i die by the time im 25!!!(Rishi and Sudi wud definitely go to hell)...damn! i got just 700 odd days!!! So what do i do?...I plan!

In any case i live beyond the age of 25 and defy cancer...the-accident-by-fate...or suicidal mid-life(??!!) crisis....and Miss Ab!Well....i'd probabaly get married at 30 .....be a father by the time im 31-32...get divorced by 35....go for a trip to Europe and Africa at 36....be a casino-cheat in Vegas and elude the cops...open my own bar-chain by the time im 40...continue for 10 years...and donate everything to charity and take up sanyas in the Himalayas!!!..Easy huh!!!And they say planning is tough!!!...foooh!!Ohhh and im a lot into Karma nowadays...I wanted to write more.....but i like reading more nowadays....especially about people's personal life....it mite be a bit voyeur-ish....but then i live my life through others....feels good...feels sooo darn good!!!!.....

Happy birthday again!