Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Arrgh!

There are two things I hate.

Ok,there's one thing I hate during travelling.Kids.Probably even early teenage po(n)d-pakka kids.Kids who try to look intellectual but end up ruining my entire journey.And definitely those who call me 'uncle'.They are irritating as mices and as disturbing as alien cosmos soundwaves.Saturday was just another example.I was going to Bombay to attend Sandy's pot and booze party.I was mindfcuked cuz I was travelling from Pune to Bombay with 1 buck.Yes,one-fucking-rupee.Dont bother asking me how I managed to get into a Volvo and get my ass to Bombay.I was mindfucked nevertheless.And then there's this Bengali kid with whom I had this Tug-of-the-curtain war for the entire fucking 3 hours.Even his Dad gave me stares as if I was being really pestering.Whats wrong with Bengali families anyway,including mine.They seem all normal in Calcutta.But as soon as they go on a trip with their waterbottles,moneky-caps,sorts-of-medicines and their entire shongshaar,they lose it and turn into some wierd pain-in-the-ass people.Nevermind.So,these kids,ya!Even the college trips.Somehow our train compartment was always filled with these kids,who shout and call you uncle.Yes,Rishi might look like one,but me???!!!!Even if we travelled without tickets and spent the entire journey sleeping near the train door,these kids never gave up.Or the bloody bus.Any bus.Kids.Kids.Kids.Miserable pesty creatures.Tsk-tsk.Fuck them.*I'll be a real bad dad!*


And Marriages.Shit.Three of my friends are getting married by this year end.Next year there'll be about 10 more.The year after that and then the entire lot.Holy mother-of-shit.Ok,Im just 23.Twenty-fucking-three.I'm just too scared at the thought of people(mainly guys) around me getting married this early.Some say its normal.But how is it even close to normal???? Think marriage,then the thought of sharing your lovely cozy bed with someone....and then kids,then all the un-bachelor fun,less pot,less booze..more milk,more interior decorating,nursery,garden on the lawn......WTF!Why cant people just live together and stay happy.Bu-tttttt noohoooooo ,they gotta get married.hmpfh.I dont think marriages are made in heaven or neither that its a license to unlimited sex.But there's an age for everything.I still think I'm 18,probably i even look so.Maybe I should start acting my age.But marriages are too wierd.And more so,when your own mom starts discussing about yours (Du-to proposal peyechi,heehee).Yes,I know I'll create a huge furore in my family when my time comes.
It'll be the most aweome party ever........*snap out *.........!!!!
Whateva.I really dunno whether to congratulate or stare wierdly everytime i hear someone of my generation getting married.Anyway,maybe I dont act my age and fail to realize that people are actually growing up.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Music and lyrics :)


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I had lost this video sometime back.Me and rishi had planned to perform it in our Fest auditions.Of course,we never got through with it.But here it is.

Its raunchy,a bit obscene but immensely sweet.

Watch it if you want,but scan your surroundings before u see it.
Rishi,Hell ya!
Enjoy :)

Friday, May 18, 2007

Ideas and thoughts but no answers!


Its just one of those unusual Saturdays when you dont wanna spend the night drinking beer and swaying to music.This week.Chowki-Dani *check*.Its not just another barren land transformed into a cultural commercial festive abode like Delhi Haat or Swabhoomi.This is defintely DE place if you wanna experience the ethnicity of a Rajasthani hamlet.Body-massage by the fat-mouch'ed pehelwaans.A manual giant wheel.A puppet show.Teer-Dhonuk.Darts.Camels,horses and carts.A Big dong-a-ling with a giant hammer.Mehendi shops.Jotishees and palmists.Pottery art,where you can make your own stuff*I tried making a distorted chillum*.Refreshing Ganne-juice.Rajasthani folklore* I tried dancing*.Crimson doll shops. And of course the ethnic cuisine.
I saw the colours,the tunes,the people,the food.A total cultural harmony.Felt good,for a change.

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I mean why does it always have to happen with me??
*Now bear with me,you've probably heard me saying this a zillion times,but for time's sake,again....*
Love,crush,infatuation,moments.
Why was I chosen to fall for cute girls and not for hot ones?
I'm falling for every other cute,short,plump,straight-hairdo'd girl on the planet...errr...office.
Whenever I see one of those kinds *ahem!* Dil mein..Ektu thump-thump kore.
Ohh yes,I'm watching the DeathNote anime series now.I like it too.Maybe its cuz I'm done with the entire Prison Break series,Friends,Joey,Seinfeld.And I hate Lost.And I hafta gotta catch up with Heroes too.

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I saw "Flags of our Fathers".Another WW-II movie.But Eastwood,not Bruckheimer or Spielberg.Kintu ektu touched holam,cuz of the way it was shown.We never do remember the soldiers after the war.The brutality.The mental pain.They go through.This might not concern many.But I did know someone who died after the Kargil war.And also the fact that I wanted to join the army after my schooling.We salute them.Cheer them up.Vote on whether to go on war.Forget them.Abuse the defense policy of our country.Maybe its time we thought about them,their families.....after the shameless ordeal they go through.

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Ok,now for the second thought.I think I'm getting better at the psychic thing.I mean reading other's thoughts.My skills of deduction have improved.Rishi'ke koto baar murgi korechi!!..I'm turning into being the best.Maybe I should open a Private Investigation Firm.

*Thinking really hard and staring into the space just above the computer screen but...*

Yes,this would ultimately question me about what-the-fuck am I doing in a Company full of nerds and biaaatches and corporate whores and blah-blah-blah!

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ohh...aye! The pirate song for ye ignorant creatures!

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

Excitement again!!! *Wriggling my fingers and eyes steamily glowing*

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And I'm suddenly missing Jadavpur and Park Street a lauhoooot!!!

Ok,We can all get funnily lost now!

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ohh PS: *Orkut presents *Today's fortune:

"Good news will be brought to you by mail."

Yaay-yaay!!..It did!!!

:)

Ok!
This can defintely be a WTF moment.
There are times when you are standing with your seniors from office during a coffee-break or something.Everyone's in the light mood,talking about life,weekends,parties,wives exceetra-exceetra.Then a round of joke-session begins.It goes like this.Everyone says a joke untill your turn comes.Yes,I'm talking about that moment.And you realize out of the millions of jokes you've heard in your 23 years,you forget every single one of them.In fact,you forget the entire English language in one instant.All you can remember is ..."Fuck!"
So here's my backup.
Two drunkards were driving a car one late-night searching for a new bar.
One of them suddenly parks the car messily on the road and asks the other guy.
"Did you see the bat??"
"No,When??"
"How can you ever miss that.It was huge.Flew right past my nose.Damn!"
"Do you want me to drive?"
"No,I think it got scared and flew away,I'm cool"
So they start driving again.They find a bar,kinda shabbily lit up.It was kinda empty,but whateva.
They go in and order a pint each.Drink it up and order a shot each and drink that up too.And they order two mroe shots.The bartender realizes that both are shit drunk and refuses them.Humiliated,one of them asksl the bartender.
"hey dooooode...Temme if you wanted to fuck real badly on an all-men land,what would you prefer...a beer bottle or a tree trunk?"
The bartender replied "Ai gotta waaife 'n ma tree keeds,eef ya saay dat 'gain,ma gonna kick yer arse"
Both the drunks start waving their middle fingers at him.The bartender gets pissed off and takes a shotgun and shoots one in the neck.
The shot-guy almost dead,lying on the floor mumbles something while coughing and spurting out blood.His drunkard friend stares at him for a minute and says to the bartender.
"Thats one hell of a shot"

'Hyuk-hyuk.'Ok,this is the part where your seniors are supposed to laugh.Everyone.But they wont.
They'll just never invite you to a break again.And they'll give you a raise whenever you want it!

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Hollywood Hustle!!!

I got this from an internet link.Its one of those stupid quizzes you'd do if you are out of work in your office.

Directions: Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. ,Copy this list, go to your own account, paste this as a note. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.
If you have seen more than 100 of them,then you have no life.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchor Man
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
(x) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total so far: 16

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 27

( ) Harry Potter: Sorceror's Stone
(x) Harry Potter: Chamber of Secrets
( ) Harry Potter: Prisoner of Azkaban
( ) Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
( ) The Grinch
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total so far: 40

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG

Total so far: 48

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x)The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total so far: 59

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
(x) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yard

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 77

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

(x)Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
(x) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
( ) Wizard of Oz

Count:100
This is the point I take pizza and coke and say " I've had enough,lets watch movies"


(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

Total so far: 104

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
( ) The Notebook
(x) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total so far: 126

( ) Basketball
(x) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
(x) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
(x) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( )Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal

Total: 153 movies

So There you have it....I aint got any life!!!

Another reason I've started to hate orkut.
Today's fortune
:
Behind an able man, there are always other able men. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

People around me are studying too much.Halp!
Its 2.41 am here.I'm done with my work,but my peers aint.So i'll just go and play ping-pong.

And take the test if u wanna.... My Flunk exam!!!


I took my jeans to the laundry after i-dunno-how-many months...
I found these stuffed inside the pockets.


1) A crumpled up 10 rupee bill. Aint bills supposed to be put neatly in the wallet.I guess,I'm throwing my money around.Bad bad!

2)Some change.1-2-3 coins.Amounts to a total of 3 and a half rupees.It aint enough for an auto ride or a train ticket.Maybe I should just buy a smoke.

3)A kingfisher beer cork.I dunno how it got inside my jeans.So dont bother asking.

4)A Faber-Castle marker pen.Thats for the graphitti on the walls of Qutb Minar.Hyuk-hyuk.No,I dont do that.Thats for writing down phone numbers of chicks.No,I dont do that either.Thats just my cartoon drawing obsession.

5)Ritu's friendship band.I stuffed it in my pocket when I left Cal.I gotta not mess up Ritu's stuff.She'll definitely kill me this second time.

6)My Company Business Visiting card.Crumpled up,again.Thats to write down phone numbers of chicks with my marker pen.No,I dont do that.I have no clue why it is in my pocket.

7)My house keys. ummmm!!!


They said they hated to see my mood-off.They said they liked it when I dont get angry.They said maybe I should really give a fuck to my life.They said maybe I should be less wierd and sleep less.
Maybe they should just check my pockets and leave me alone.

I'm also celebrating the first one year of my Blog-budday.Even though I see no reason to do so.
Ohh! Happy belated mother's day,mom! When I was 11 and I told u that I didnt.
I actually did.

I had a dream about Jojo last night.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Swing it on.....baby!!!!


I spent the entire weekend sleeping,drinking a bit of beer,eating out,pub-hopping,drinking some more beer,watched a couple of movies,caught up with friends...and drinking beer again.

Sunday.We went to this snazzy expensive pub 'Jazz'.Me,arnav and Venky.Even thought they didnt really play much of Jazz,I kinda liked the place.The place was a hybrid of Opium and SPE.The guys played classic rock and those pop-ish English tracks.But it felt good with all the beer and chicken.The Jukebox.Karaoke.The food.The drink.'Twas nice.The singing requests.I wanted to go a show off my beautiful voice,but I wasnt too drunk to do that.So I just went over to one of the singers and complemented him.Basically the day was a waste.

Saturday.Everytime me and Venky catch up on our terrace,enjoying the Saturday evening breeze,we go out checking every other pub and nightclub in town.Of course,it wouldnt have been wihout Sandy's bike.We drove all around the city,all evening and realized we were a pair of sausages loitering and trying to stag into every other night-club.The Osho chappals didnt help either.We hogged on some early night Bhurji-Pav and headed to our usual joint 'Apache' for some beer,fries and some heavy metal music.Thats where I bumped into Jassi'da.After almost 2 years.Small world.He had a crew-cut and a light stubble (He was a sardar,the last time I met him).But he looked much more happy and decent.If I was cranky in college,he was defintely the crankiest!!!

Sometimes I wonder,why I bump into people so often and at the wierdest of places.Like the day I met Sam at a Pune crossing,while he was on his bike and I was in an auto,part-drunk.And then when I met Arindam in a Mysore bus-stand.Or Anirban,whom I bumped into at a public toilet!!!Small world again.
But sometimes this small world thing freaks me out,for personal reasons.

Venky told me suddenly about how our life was soooo much better than many other people.AS in,earning money,hanging out with friends all the time,the stupid fun.....Remember,how I crib about my life so much.Maybe I wouldnt so much,if I had my own apartment,a car and the fact that I wouldnt be using my office net for personal use,like blogging.Maybe,I want everything else to be the same.Maybe not.

Friday, May 11, 2007

He's so FUCKIN' smart ....I just realized I dont even stand a chance with her!!!!...

Probabaly I never did!!!...Its a late realization and stupid-old me!!!!!!....But I see her so happy that I feel sad about it!!!

:(

Everyone wants to be cool.
Wear cool stuff.Drink cool drinks.Eat cool food.And then hang around with the coolest group.
I tried to be cool a long time back.I thought was the Antichrist till the Y2K bug killed the thought.But ended up being the dork I am.

And then people try and talk in cool language.Like the day M was telling me(with lots of happy smiles) about how she liked to be cool.
"You know those days.I used to party out a lot.The pubs were great.And Boy! I love to dance.Especially those trance hip-hop tracks and drinking those chocolate flavored mocktails.The lights,the music,the hep-crowd.Its awesome.I wish I could party everyday.But you know,the office and work.Last day, the Dj actually came up to me and complemented on my dancing.I even drank one full bottle of Bacardi Breezer.Gives me a pretty nice kick,you know........."
My reaction:"ohhh cool cool,guess what U've just been named the coolest babe of the year!"...(why on earth do I get to make friends with people like these??!!!)

And then of course,how can we forget Mr.Mathews' endeavour of being cool,and shed of his image of being the nerdy guy.....
Wake up!!!.....or go back to sleep and dream about how french-cuts and english movies make you look cool.

Ohh yes,the cool attire.Boot-cut,unregular,stone-washed in patcthes,multipocketed jeans!!...teamed up with of course the sleeveless,bicep showing (macho!for guys) t-shirts with a caption which says "Legalize Marijuana"(And even if you dont smoke,its cool!!!) and a fast track shades.And you can even slip on those 'c-o-o-l' chains like SRK in Kuch kuch hota hai!

And then there's the phase of feeling cool if you are 'into' that hard,rock,death-metal music-loving group!...
Ohh yaa,it is cool to say that you know the names of all the bands that plays in pubs in the evenings....or keep shut and just hum the tune and act as if you hear the song everytime you pee. Its about time I start wondering why we dont have a Bournvita Rock-Fest quiz....!!!
Cuz,as people say, its cool!!!!

So lets list it.......the cool things.....popstars,fizzy-drinks,sporty-shoes which shine,Bajaj bikes which have a BMW logo,Indian Idol,iPods, iPods in different colors and sizes,colorful puke-y mocktails,pop-mordern rock-bollywood music,cell phones which can talk like your mom..or your dog.....I can go on.....but its better you look around you....

......and uncool...???........!!!!.....me,you and all thats associated with us......including that last mug of beer!!!!

Cuz they are cool.....and we are not!!!!


(Sometimes I dunno whether to feel bad about leaving my home and be happy about all the new people I've met [which i love] .............and then the oppurtunities.....the emotions.....they called it life....and i called it my story....which is ending fast........)

Monday, May 07, 2007

"Why dont u go to the gym"..."or swimming??"...."You could even go to CAT classes and study for MBA"....."what about dance lessons?"..........
and all I say is "No time,man"...."Time kothaye??"......
Blaming the time management scheme is really the easy way out.Maybe Im plain way too lazy!

Its those times again.My world is seemingly getting smaller.Shrinking,as you would say!And I'm kinda apprehensive and scared.Scared about most of my secrets being revealed.

I first met her while I was on an apologetic spree in a food coupon line.To her,of course.Then I saw her again.And again.Everything about her seemed familiar.Her smile.Her hair.The way she stood and walked.Her scent.I smile everytime I think about her.Like this. :-)

Ok,people close and around me have been ranting about how I haven't changed since the last 10-11 years.Its time I put my foot down.I'm starting on a new venture.Its a Big risk.So no more the regular,pint-sized me.It's the large peg,fizzy and totally on the rocks!!..

Thursday, May 03, 2007



I'm not a bat fuck insane to think that the work I'm doing is pissing me off.I disconnect lines on which you guys use the internet.I make calls to my US clients instructing them on what to do.And then later change the status to something which I think would make a company bankrupt.Sounds easy huh??Its not.

I havent had time to talk to my parents for about 5 days.I get no time to check orkut.I check gmail sometimes.Yahoomail never.People leave me messages like "U dumbfucking moron" on my messenger,when i dont respond.My company is making a huge amount of profit outta me( Level3,my client pays Infosys $19 dollars per hour i.e.,$170 per day,I think,out of which I get only about $20).I havent been having proper lunch (noodles and coke) for about a month.And I'm still putting on wieght.Lots of it.Now I know what Oscar Wilde meant by "life sucks"..or was it him????....

At the end of the month all I get is an appreciation letter and some green bills.

I'm living the life of a Hippie.I look like one,I dress up like one,I pay my bills as if I dont wanna.,Im supporting World Peace and I'm seriously concerned about Global warming (read Harsha's blog) .And I'm sporting TopGun shades.And still people hate my sense of style.

I desperately need a vacation...We've planned it already...a roadtrip...preferrably to Goa.


If you are looking for some light mood,cranky,moo comedy,just that laugh-for-gags...its just the reverse of what u wud find in an encyclopedia.....click here...

Monday, April 30, 2007

Ka-ching...Im awake!!!!!

"Im an owl...
On the night prowl....
I tweet-tweet,
but owls dont tweet-tweet....
Owls just howl...
but even wolves howl...
So im neither a wolf nor an owl.."
.....................................................*self composed*!!


Ok.Its 4.14 am now.I guess i can brand myself as a proper insomniac.I mean I was always accustomed to the fact that I could do with sleepless nights,but not like this.I aint getting any *Hooteeva* sleep....not during the day and definitely not during the nights.It kind of strikes me pretty starkly when i remember those images of that insomniac Edward Norton in Fight Club or of Robin Williams...(or was it????),eyes wide open...mouth gaping and sighing heavily while lying on the couch.And I spend my night time either reading books or reading cartoon strips,but somehow fail to get a wink of that so-called groggyness.

Shibu and Taps are leaving the country sometime by August or something,I think.Kinda sucks to know that i wont be meeting them for a looooooong time.Maybe at the time I'll be 40.It was so funny with them.Two friends deciding to take their friendship to the next level of "love'...and hiding it from us friends.Kinda like Chandler and Monica.I never thought of it.And then Rishi's astonishment on hearing about their relationship.Heehee.Ki fun it was!.
Shibu,the stupid-macho-acting-prick,was one of my first friends in college,even though he was from my rival school.Bloody roller coaster ride with him for the next four years.
Then his "Apun bhi bolta hain" fight with Yuvraaj.Haha!
The jhogra,the fun,the hostel raping....what fucking nonsense...lol.And then of course Taps,my crying partner,whenever we got drunk.Sweet little couple they were.sniff sniff!

And im also eagerly waiting for the Himesh movie,"Aap ka suroor"...In spite of all the I-Hate-Himesh groups,the guy never backs down.

Ohh and Mandira Bedi should get herself a new un-slutty saree.
4.21 am.
Happy birthday mom.





So am I or am I not???????

Friday, April 27, 2007

Hooked!

1. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:
On my left thumb,I was playing ikkir-mikkir-chaam-chikkir with a paper-cutter.Yes i was a wee bit psychotic when I was 8.

2. What is on the walls in your room?
I had lotta pencil-wall-graphitti's and collages and lots of posters...including one where a chimpanzee feeds a baby.....which attracts lots of mosquitoes for some wierd reason.
Now...I have nothing.Just a huge crack!

3. What does your phone look like?
Ohhh..its cool!! Its got a 2 Mp camera, hi-fi speakers.,1 Gb memory card,and a twist bottom.
But everything's kinda loosely attached now...cuz of my sudden juggling fits.

4. What music do you listen to?
Umm...I prefer the Classic rock and sometimes Country....but if you put "tera surooooooor" in my Ipod..I might just listen to it as well!!!

5. What is your current desktop picture?
Its black and white.Shows a guy sitting on a chair,heads down,while the limelight is on him.The picture is taken from the top.
Now picturise it youself!!!...

6. What do you want more than anything right now?
Normal office timings. (Fuck the extra bitchy night-shift money)!!

7. Do you believe in gay marriage?
Hoootevaaaa....doesnt bother me!!!!

8. What time were you born?
12.03 am.....15th March....1984......
It was Holi.

9. Are your parents still together?
I guess so.And they just bought a new car.

10. What are you listening to?
Cocaine by Eric Clapton.And a guy called Jerry talking to me in a weird American accent over the phone.

12. The last person to make you cry?

Walt Disney.(dont ask!!)

13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
ohhhhh...I like Brut,OldSpice,Graphite,HUGO,Oriflame Glacier,CIGAR..blah blah.... *I love to smell females*.....!!!

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?
Ummm.......Blue eyed and definitely black hair....(no other color!!!!)

15. Do you like pain killers?
I was addicted to them about 3 years back.Now I cant take it even if i have to.

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Heehee...okk,Im shy.But I generally am the first one to ask a girl out.And I do it realllllly tactfully!!!!......

17. Fave pizza topping?
Pork,with mozzarella cheese and capsicum.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Macdonald's McChicken burger with large fries and beer.But i guess im happy with Diary milk chocolate and the Mapro Candies.

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
Vishal Chogle,my process mate and my getting-blasted-by-someone partner.......he snapped a minute ago...

20. Is anyone in love with you?
Ohhhhh....yes!!!.....But I aint love with her.Lets keep it to that!!

Its a wierd probably useless questionnaire session.... but whatever...its just the kind of thing you wanna write on a Friday nite when probably the whole world is partying ...but you.
Hoooooteevaaaa!!

Check out the links below if you are too waiting like me......
hee hee!! eees eeet???

ooooaaaannnhaaanee mohoooooreee!!!


Geee!!!..im sooo fuckin excited!!!!...

ohh..and I tag..Rishi...Adrita...Harsha....Sudi....or any other *peep* who visits my blog....(btw this is just a formality,i think)!!!

Monday, April 23, 2007



Ok,this picture might just hurt the sentiments of all those religious fanatics out there but the whole meaning of the picture is wierdly funny.In case u havent understood,its Lord Shiva smoking the shit outta Mother Earth.The idea is mainly Rishi's,one of my addict acquaintances and a former roomate of mine.ok,before i end this post,ill just describe the situation in which Rishi had thought of this.
This picture is definitely not the original,which,of course,i beleive might have been burnt in a strange fire in a certain room numbered F-503 in the boy's hostel of a college which is situtated in some beautiful mountaineous valley in a place in North-Eastern India.Whatever.My depiction of the picture is not even close to the original,which,again,is much more beautiful and intense,considering the situation Rishi was in.And my depiction aint as good because ...firstly,i wasnt high...and secondly,I used modern software tools like MSPaint for text-editing.... and lastly,i drew this at an office meeting(yes,again :-) ).
It was semester exam time and winter and my last year in college.And i was studying my brains out.As usual,Mr.Roy started to complete his regular ritual of one-last-joint and i was asked to accompany him.Which also,as usual.*Not as usual* and in spite of Rishi's repeated coaxing,i propmptly refused and went back to study and dreaming about becoming a certain Vijay Mallya one day.And as we all know,weed makes you sooooooper hungry and when you dont have any food,it might just drive you crazy enough to stuff your mouth with your roomate's dry Horlicks.Rishi did that.Unable to breathe,eyes almost popping out and partly high from the day's-last joint,Rishi drew this inexplicable masterpeice.I dont even know why im even posting this.But the idea behind this picture is as clear as the ancient Vedas....so What If?????.....and so we all just say "BamBhole"....

I like it when I get recognised as a Bengali by other Bengali people in a non-Bengali place.Cus people fail to recognize me as a Bengali and ive been mistaken to be a Gujju,a UP-ite,a Maru(mostly) and even a Mallu!!I dont have a strange bengali accent unlike *someone-who-also-visits-my-blog* :-) .... and i also love Roshogollas and fish!!!!....So what's it.I'll never know.But it feels good to act non-bengali-ish in front of bengali strangers and peep into their li'l stupid conversations.Hahaha!Call me a voyeurish bastard,but hey,it's fun.

Friday, April 20, 2007



Ahem!..so here it comes.My office,the usual ranting from one Mr.R,the looking at the blank screen and thinkin what to do next,the conferances,the meetings,the occasional-visiting-india-loving firangs and then definitely the fuckall work.And then most act that as if they are the only ones who are fucked up and only they can get pissed off on whatever's happening around them.While the others think that my silly-little-jokes are only to mock them.whatever happened to the world of the clowns????!!!!

Nowadays im glad that whatever i hear has absolutely no effect on me...the meaning of shame has been erased permanently from my brain...and it feels im living the life of a insomaniac vampire (a vampire FYI sleeps in the daytime!!)...what do they call that in Turkey???...a zombie,ye,a zombie.
And I drew this cartoon while a meeting was going on. :-)


I came across this in some place in the world wide web and since its a Friday nite and im at office *working*, it makes me miss Calcutta so much more.

"
Most modern Indian cities strive to rise above ethnicity. Tell anybody who lives in Bombay that he lives in a Maharashtrian city and (unless of course, you are speaking to Bal Thackeray) he will take immediate offence. We are cosmopolitan, he will say indigenously. Tell a Delhiwalla that his is a Punjabi city (which, in many ways, it is) and he will respond with much self-righteous nonsense about being the nation's capital, about the international composition of the city's elite etc. And tell a Bangalorean that he lives in a Kannadiga city and you'll get lots of techno-gaff about the internet revolution and about how Bangalore is even more cosmopolitan than Bombay.
But,the only way to understand what Calcutta is about is recognize that the city is essentially Bengali. What's more, no Bengali minds you saying that. Rather, he is proud of the fact. Calcutta's strengths and weaknesses mirror those of the Bengali character. It has the drawbacks: the sudden passions, the cheerful chaos, the utter contempt for mere commerce, the fiery response to the smallest provocation. And it has the strengths (actually, I think of the drawbacks as strengths in their own way).Calcutta embodies the Bengali love of culture; the triumph of intellectualism over greed; the complete transparency of all emotions,the disdain with which hypocrisy and insincerity are treated; the warmth of genuine humanity; and the supremacy of emotion over all other aspects of human existence.
That's why Calcutta is not for everyone. You want your cities clean and green; stick to Delhi. You want your cities, rich and impersonal; go to Bombay. You want them high-tech and full of draught beer; Bangalore's your place. But if you want a city with a soul: come to Calcutta.
When I look back on the years I've spent in Calcutta - and I come back so many times each year that I often feel I've never been away - I don't remember the things that people remember about cities.
When I think of London, I think of the vast open spaces of Hyde Park. When I think of New York, I think of the frenzy of Times Square. When I think of Tokyo, I think of the bright lights of Shinjiku. And when I think of Paris, I think of the Champs Elysee. But when I think of Calcutta, I never think of any one place. I don't focus on the greenery of the maidan, the beauty of the Victoria Memorial, the bustle of Burra Bazar or the splendour of the new Howrah 'Bridge'. I think of people. Because,finally, a city is more than bricks and mortars, street lights and tarred roads.
A city is the sum of its people. And who can ever forget - or replicate - the people of Calcutta?When I first came to live here, I was told that the city would grow on me.What nobody told me was that the city would change my life.It was in Calcutta that I learnt about true warmth; about simple human decency; about love and friendship; about emotions and caring; about truth and honesty. I learnt other things too. Coming from Bombay as I did, it was a revelation to live in a city where people judged each other on the things that really mattered; where they recognized that being rich did not make you a better person - in fact, it might have the opposite effect. I learnt also that if life is about more than just money, it is about the things
that other cities ignore; about culture, about ideas, about art, and about passion.
In Bombay, a man with a relatively low income will salt some of it away for the day when he gets a stock market tip. In Calcutta, a man with exactly the same income will not know the difference between a debenture and a dividend. But he will spend his money on the things that matter. Each morning, he will read at least two newspapers and develop sharply etched views on the state of the world.
Each evening, there will be fresh (ideally, fresh-water or river) fish on his table.His children will be encouraged to learn to dance or sing.His family will appreciate the power of poetry. And
for him, religion and culture will be in inextricably bound together.
Ah religion! Tell outsiders about the importance of Puja in Calcutta and they'll scoff.Don't be silly, they'll say. Puja is a religious festival. And Bengal has voted for the CPM since 1977.How can godless Bengal be so hung up on a religions festival? I never know how to explain them that to a Bengali, religion consists of much more than shouting Jai Shri Ram or pulling down somebody's mosque. It has little to do with meaningless ritual or sinister political activity.
The essence of Puja is that all the passions of Bengal converge: emotion, culture,the love of life, the warmth of being together, the joy of celebration,the pride in artistic ex-pression and yes,the cult of the goddess.It may be about religion. But is about much more than just worship. In which other part of India would small, not particularly well-off localities, vie with each other to produce the best pandals? Where else could puja pandals go beyond religion to draw inspiration from everything else? In the years I lived in Calcutta, the pandals featured Amitabh Bachchan, Princes Diana and even Saddam Hussain! Where else would children cry with the sheer emotional power of Dashimi, upset that the Goddess had left their homes? Where else would the whole city gooseflesh when the dhakis first begin to beat their drums? Which other Indian festival - in any part of the country - is so much about food,about going from one roadside stall to another, following your nose as it trails the smells of cooking?
To understand Puja, you must understand Calcutta. And to understand Calcutta, you must understand the Bengali. It's not easy.Certainly, you can't do it till you come and live here, till you let Calcutta suffuse your being, invade your bloodstream and steal your soul. But once you have, you'll love Calcutta forever. Wherever you go,a bit of Calcutta will go with you. I know, because it's happened to me.
And every Puja, I am overcome by the magic of Bengal.It's a feeling that’ll never go away. "

-----Vir Sanghvi,editor of The Hindustan Times.

Joy bangla!!!! :-)

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Strawberry Fields Forever

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MAPRO !!!!!!


Its sweet,tasty....its yummy!!....The juices,icecreams,the candies,the chocolate sauce,the jam,the strawberries...

First there was the Wonder Candyworld with the Candyman
And then there was Mapro....and me!!!!
....Boy!!.....I love the place!

:-P






"Let me take you down cause
I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever
Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone
but it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me
Let me take you down cause
I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever

No one I think is in my tree
I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't, you know, tune in
but it's all right
That is I think it's not too bad
Let me take you down cause
I'm going to strawberry fields .....................
.................................................... "

----Lennon/McCartney,Beatles.

Monday, April 16, 2007

It's the Noboborsho-season.I was supposed to wear my newest attire.Go out to eat some non-veg food(btw,non-veg food is my considered delicacy rite now) in some cheapishly posh food joint.Spend time with my relatives,whom i dont give a damn to and of course,in accordance with the tradition......exchange mishti.

Instead I met 2 of my good oldest friends,ate some not-so-sweet roshogollas,hogged on Big Mac's burgers and Smokin Joe's pizza and glugled on some rounds of beer and got drenched in the sudden Pune cloudburst.And then I saw my reflection on a broken mirror.I wasnt drunk but I did stare at it for a wierd-ishly long time.Reminded me of a guy who had changed.He's tired and super confused,but it was all his choice.
But on a bengali new year.Felt good.real good.





Ohh....this may sound real gay....but I luuuuuuuuurve Jack Sparrow.And the entire pirates thingy.May 25th.......waitinggggg fer eeeet.......It'll be the best trilogy ever....better than Lord Of The Rings or the Matrix.Indiana Jones or The Godfather.......Jack Sparrow.Davy Jones.Will Turner.Elizabeth Swan.Capt'n Barbosa.Sao Feng.They will rule till ......The World's End!!!!yikeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!

So wha' say mates....is ye ready fer de movie,ye Grim Killin Keel Haulin dog?...Ye savvy??

But why is the rum always gone????

Shubho Noboborsho to all!!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

F stands for ....????

I know this is the end...trust me....it is....no more wicked second thoughts,no more sympathetic-comebacks....this is so the-end-with-a-fullstop.
If they say I'm too weak-hearted not to tolerate it any more.....so be it....it aint a crime anyway.And then there are the show-offs,the lick-ass-wannabe's.....I cant really tell if im tired or its the breaking point.But these certain people believe they have that thing what you guys call 'attitude'....(whats with THAT word anyway!!!)...ask me!!..and ill say "No fucker, u dont have whatever you think you have"....
And then there's the english language.
"please do this na"......."I have no problems re".....You are a goddamn 'professional' unlike all of us,improve ur soft skills at least!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!.....
Disgusted is what I feel!!!!

Matheran kinda-office trip was good.......ate a bit....walked a lot...stopped,admired the pretty dense forests,and hills!!....walked some more....and then when I got tired...I walked again.But it was fun inspite of the odd-weather.
-----------> see the pics here <-----------

Also loved 300 and Namesake.besh besh!

BTW.....Have u ever heard the story of the CustardSpace......its magically amazing.....:-)

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

On my stage......

<<-----My colored travelwear!


<<------My coffee and the mug!!!
<<----------My Idea of art.....
<<----My personal bathroom!!
<<---------My exotic cuisine















<<---------finally My own l'il space!!!!!










"...All the things i gotta do....
All the things ive done......
Everything is blank...........
I just see the dark.............
But live in the light............
Ahh!The color,the life.......
I wish I was there.............
So we all just dream........."
Seriously its not rocket-science....its not even close to science or a rocket....i think its a painting.....naah!aliens??story??sun??shade??telephone??JFK??egyptian??the-girl-who-moves-her-hand-too-much??ipod,white one??cheese??machher-jhol??microcontroller chip??....damn!!!
Ive definitely got it this time.....ha!!..and it thought it could hide itself!!!...p-oooh!!!

Monday, April 02, 2007

The way the cookie crumbled!!

Well,last day i got drunk.Not the usual way.The nostalgic way.Like the particular drunk u become after a few of those stiff beer-whisky drinks on an empty stomach.Like the feeling you have of falling from the end of the universe onto mother earth and then apologizing stammeringly at everything u bump into,which,of course,includes that chair in the corner of my room.I'm talking about a mild inability to walk.Whatever.I wondered what the guys were upto in Calcutta....Christ!partying at Roy's place.Damn!Kinda recalled that last week in Calcutta,before i left it permanently to join my god-foresaken job,i think.

Aug 16: I can never forget this day for obvious reasons.Mainly,cuz i eluded death four times.I met Aditi,hanged out with her.Ate lunch in the form of a round-shaped dish called pizza.And she,of course,gifted me that special mug which ive still managed to preserve even after all that boo-blaa-boo!Exchanged farewell greetings.Left.Ohh!and I also dodged a 8X8 glass slab which got shattered but not before injuring the guy standing next to me.SO i went along my way,doing my last calcutta shopping,all alone.Next stop-Habibs.Yes,I had decided to cut my mane which had unfortunately taken the shape of a dozen horse tails.I did get it cropped down,in spite of the mind-heart conflict over the hairdo.Ohh!and i did get hit by a high speeding auto at the Kalighat crossing. Went over to Ritu's place.ektu adda maarlaam.ektu chaablaamo korlaam.aar ektu adda maarlaam,till i bored her and Ronju to death.And went over to mashi'r bari.Ohh!And also almost got hit by a drunk driver who was trying out his stunts on the wrong side of the road.Ektu chai khelam,Ektu decent 22-year-ish shaajlaam.Bollam abar aashbo.And then ritualistically went to Omkar's place.Ohh!I also slipped off the mini-bus and spent half a minute dangling on the steps,while the bus speeded over the Gariahat Flyover.Thanks to the conductor.

Day before Yesterday:Did nothing worthwhile all day but definitely made it a point to get sloshed at nite and then get caught drunk by mom.It was the gang's-out day.Went to Silver Sands,salt lake,while Rishi freaked me out by his new car stunts.And while the Sap,Shibu and Angshu bitched about my new haircut.At the end of the evening,Got drunk on quite a few pegs of whisky.Drunk Angshu and more-drunk me had started crying in the bar itself.Was pretty certain society was THE motherfucking evil.Didnt notice the quiet l'il sms.Exchanged farewell greetings again.Got really depressed about leaving the guys with whom i had spent the best four years of my life.But reconciled to the fact that i needed a change.And it was what i got.

Ahh,the Last day:You know the feeling which sets in when you have something else in your mind but u just gotta act cool.I wasn't cool.Nor fashionable.Nor hep.Whatever.Met up for lunch with Ritu and Clems at Bedwin's.Hogged mercilessly on Biriyani and Chaap,talked nonsense till Ritu laid down her 'ground' rules.Then,again ritualistically went to omkar's house.Ate some fuchka,and some coke and then ate some more fuchka.Then marched off to Ritu's place yet again...ektu adda maarlaam,ektu chaablaamo korlaam.Exchanged farewell greetings again.Then met up with Gini at the frigging cold Barista in Rashbehari.Gifted her a non-expensive bar of chocolate (which i too wanted to eat,but she didnt let me :-P)...ektu adda maarlaam,ektu chup thaaklaam,ektu really-bad Gini-recommended-cold-coffee khelam.Aar ektu adda maarlaam,ektu nonsense talk korlaam.Exchanged farewell greetings again(or did i??)...and then ran off to my aunt's place late at nite.Got pestered by my sister bigtime.And finally told something nice to someone,who's much more nicer,at 3 am.And woke up in the morning,cursing myself.

Well,in any case u've managed to survive this long rant and the amateur-ish diary-ish language,you must be thinking what the hell im talking about and why so suddenly this nostalgic outburst.
Cuz i miss home.
Cuz i miss the ye ol'gang.
Cuz i miss so many others who've made a difference to me.
Cuz i miss Calcutta.
It'd be great to relive those days again and go back.But its just that things have become different.People have changed.Too many complications.I dont wanna go back.I guess i just love my memories. :-)

Friday, March 30, 2007

FUCK OFF!!!!


:-)

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

How Calvin influenced me!

To the one who asked me to blog yesterday.
2.30am.A cluster of dead-spring pupil leaves were being burnt on the roadside of the Bombay-Pune highway.The smoke which rose up created a mystic twirling cover on the road.And My pick-up Indica simply unbotheringly drove thorugh it.The smoke did blind me a bit but it somehow opened me to thinking about my life,and I havent yet stopped thinking about it yet.

Karma says every human has their fate pre-determined,pre-written in a pupil leaf which is preserved through the sands of time and which definitely depends on the deeds of the past life.But there are these finite number of fate-situations which means that the destinies of certain individuals clash and it even maintains that there is at least a single duplicate to everything an individual possess.Fingerprint. life-lines. Handwriting. Death-time. Birth-time. bruise-marks.even the DNA structure. IF this is true where does this leave us 'UNIQUE' people.Or being on the selfish note,where does this leave me.
I have no clue.As the people of Nahuroto put it "Nofuckinclue"

So if im supposed to be spaceman Spiff and go into the universe killing every l'il-big unearthly alien and searching for the eternal truth and how its linked to my fate,it would certainly open up a new oppurtunity to explore the mysticity related to my life.but alas!my pupil leaf is torn.Thats what the cards and my palm-lines tell me.So lets see,what would i do about my future...my career...my interests..my love-life...my entertainment...my bli-baa-bhoo's.....
I can turn into a tattoo artist...use the l'il bit of the artistic skills i have... and especially since i loved the life of the guy-who-did-my-tattoo.Its tax-free.Small.Un-complicted.Interesting.Kinda prosperous.And settle down in Bombay or Calcutta or in Athens...perform body art on heavenly bodies.
And then when my artistic skills have been honed enough,i can just take over the role of cartoonist BIll Watterson and create calvin and hobbes on a dialy newspaper.Ive always been influenced by Calvin...its like the comic strip has always been my favorite before Simpsons,Southpark,Peanuts,Batool-de-great,Asterix or The Archies.He's just an year younger to me.But we think on the same wavelength.Thats what entreats me.Everything has a life in it.
He had Hobbes,I had Jack.
He had Susie,I had Reshmi.
He's gross,but so am i,i think.
Pestering childhood.Wierd Imagination.He's 5.Im 23.Sigh!
And when im done with my job of being a cartoonist,maybe i can turn into a pirate like Jack Sparrow and sail the high seas in the Caribbean.
Sometimes I wonder how much did Calvin and Hobbes inscribe into the figment of my imagination.And why?Why did Calvin ever create Spaceman Spiff?Why does he think all adults are alien?Why does he think evil-monsters reside under his bed?And is Hobbes is alter-ego?......I strikingly find similarity in Calvin's personality.
It absofuckinglutely sucks to be normal,cool and hep...for me being wierd,uncool and savvy is more fun!
But then,he's still 5,and im 23 and still growing.
The second sigh!

"...the child,Calvin,is both king and keeper of his own realm,and he can be very choosy about the company he keeps.Of course ,this exclusivity only provokes many gown-ups into trying to regain the serendity of youth for themselves,to,in effect retrieve the irretrievable.A desperate few do things that later land them in the Betty Ford Center.The rest of us,more sensibly,read Calvin and Hobbes "
- Garry Trudeau

But at the end of all....I still go to my IT industrialised office in my pick-up Indica...with my ipod in my ears.....wearing shades....and still looking at the sky...and wondering what shit i should give about my future....

Friday, March 23, 2007

just one change!!!

Why does love have to be all complicated and tough? Why cant it be like eating a pizza or going to sleep or going to the movies? Like I see the perfect Indian romantic movies and I wonder "is this what really happens"..cuz it doesnt.Never.These movies gross me out.And they still sell.
And families tend to have problems with everything.Different caste...class... race...color...creating dramas at home about relationships.I really wonder why people cant just "let it go.."

Everyone seems to be bothered about the love lives of a certain nephew...cousin..brother and all the blood which links them up.Like there are aunts in families...certain aunts....who tend to be involved and bitch about the life of every other next-generation family member and probably influence their parents.
"Ria,You shouldnt be going out with that guy,Ive heard he drinks".....
"Abhi,that girl is from a different caste,our family doesnt approve it"...
"Tina,that guy aint good in studies,and he's those Hippie-kind" ....
And then you have the parents.Ha!And im talking about families of guys who are like 20+ and pretty much able to get a grip on their lives.

Fuckin peeeeses me offf!!! I really write this with a certain kind-o-hatred since im tired of hearing every other friend of mine having a problem with their love-lives at home. I'm glad I dont have to deal with all this bullshit! Cuz i think my family knows pretty well about the reply they'll get from me if they EVER talk to me like that.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Just the Weekend fun!!!

All that we have accomplished......all that we have done..... all that we have heard..... all that we have seen ...... getting high on life.....getting high on whatever we see.... cuz we live together and our dreams!!!!



























twenty-frikkin third!!!!


Yaay! I kinda liked my budday!!!!! and after a fucking long time too!!!Lots of unexpected people called me up the whole day!!!....but thanks guys!! really really!!!And damn i love surprises!!!....Lots of them ...lots and lots....like the office b'day bumps....mom's cake...Rahul's call from Montreal....Sandy's unexpected cake-splat...Venky and mine 3 am beer party....Rishi-sudi's b'day present.....Ritu's call even tho she had low balance,I think....Ashwin,Kuni and Biju's surprise visit from Chennai....damn!I love u guys!!!But the fact that im 23 is still pretty much blankly staring at my life now!!! Im twentyfuckingthree!!!!Ive done what normally most people do....but i aint happy,man!!!...I think and i think again what if the soothsayer's forecast was correct and i die by the time im 25!!!(Rishi and Sudi wud definitely go to hell)...damn! i got just 700 odd days!!! So what do i do?...I plan!


In any case i live beyond the age of 25 and defy cancer...the-accident-by-fate...or suicidal mid-life(??!!) crisis....and Miss Ab!Well....i'd probabaly get married at 30 .....be a father by the time im 31-32...get divorced by 35....go for a trip to Europe and Africa at 36....be a casino-cheat in Vegas and elude the cops...open my own bar-chain by the time im 40...continue for 10 years...and donate everything to charity and take up sanyas in the Himalayas!!!..Easy huh!!!And they say planning is tough!!!...foooh!!Ohhh and im a lot into Karma nowadays...I wanted to write more.....but i like reading more nowadays....especially about people's personal life....it mite be a bit voyeur-ish....but then i live my life through others....feels good...feels sooo darn good!!!!.....


Happy birthday again!

Monday, March 12, 2007

Ummm.... I met this poor family on the streets... the dad, the mom and their kid ... well , they
appeared to be poor. And yes , they were being shunned by most of the other by-passers...

I even gave them some money.. enough money,i think ...( no,i wasnt drunk, :-P ) ...i mean...I dunno if it was self-guilt or something..... but u know that inner voice...that gut feeling...which tells you.....

Oh well...i dunno if im going to the heavens as a good man..... but ill definitely go as a better one according to my conscience,i hope......

Friday, March 09, 2007

Aloha !

ohh well...first things first....!
There are like a million things i wanna do right now.I mean right at this moment.Like get
H.G.Wells Time machine and travel back or forward in time. Or probably just shave my head off and increase my beer belly so that i look cool (???!!)..... And then there's the eternal quest of
learning and knowing the purpose of my goddamn existance. But lets say 'nevermind' tothat!....Have u ever worked in a night shift?Well...some people say its cool...some say its
dangerous....some,like me,say "I dont care".I do care now!Like my mama nevaa said that "...life is like is box of chocolates..You nevaa know what u'r gonna get"...nor did a girl ever temme " You had me at hello" but i think i did say " show me the money " once.... but that doesnt make me a green paper-ed freak...yes!..everyone is crazy after money....i was too...until i realized that special thing.
Its not about how much money u get...its like how u get it....

You can either be a guy working in an multinational company....working his ass out actually....or
the CEO of a company busy with his meetings,conferances et al......earning in lakhs and
millions..and ultimately succumbing to the mid-life crisis and ending up buying that second hand Porche with half his life's money...

OR.....

You can be George Clooney and mastermind Casino loots in Las Vegas....get chased by police and
then end up in Mexico...and live like a Baron Rothschild..and party in Rio every week....or sell
some guns and drugs and spend the life in a prison in solitary confinement...

OR.....

You can just listen to your father...study in some hotshot college....do the Post Graduation from a firang university...get some scholarships and some certificates....get nominated for some
international award...earn some big bucks....and then get married and have kids.....

Or.....

You can just end up like Debanuj Chakraborti with a meagre salary and crib about every second of your life...and still tell everyone "Life's my drug ...the world's my addiction"(???!!!)

(Ive always wanted to write this)

Monday, March 05, 2007

Random thoughts....


Everything seems dead!!!.... Everyfuckingthing!! And absofuckinglutely messed up too.Whats wrong with the world!!!

The high.....the love....the care....those l'il moments in parties or on the streets....the lights of festivals.... everything's fading out.....

The void in the space is increasing.... and i wonder whats gonna happen when it finally bursts.......

and screw u again,missy Ab!!! :(


ohh..and i wish ya all the best... :-) ...
MY ORKUT STATS!!!!
80% Trusty <-------- :-(
90% Cool <--------- Ha! WTF!!!!
80% Sexy < --------- this tops it alll..... HAHAHAHA!!!!
(courtsey: www.orkut.com)



Monday, February 19, 2007

...and she still says im a fool,ya!

Well,there I was,searching for my Pandoras Box which had driven so much into curiosity that I was even prepared to quit my job and start exploring the Straits of Gibraltar.But then imagination took over me.And thats when I completely lost it.The way the cookie crumbled,vegetation on the Alps, aliens using nano-technology to invade earth - I saw it all. They say " The human brain is the child of imagination".I disagreed.Imagination is our own world.Our own Moo- Custard-space.We mould it,shred it,crush it and ultimately puzzle it down to some obscure form or the other.It is probably one of God's usual bad jokes just to cover up the perfectionism of the human brain.
Whatever!
Ever since I barely managed to reach the mid of my college life,my mind had taken an absolutely different turn.Rationalism gave way to idealism,dreams conquered practicality.I dunno if it was the excess booze or the hilly dope , but it did add on.Like the times when u feel the oceanic waves inside your head hit you so hard that it knocks you out.The few months after college introduced me to an entirely wierd bunch of people who drastically influenced my thinking on life.Well,in our world,I realized,I was special but in an abnormal way.Sraanda Shu had once told me "Whats the point of living and dreaming, when you can't solve your maths"
Yes,The maths was tough.I needed a job,some money to live without my parent's cash (of course) and some kind of reconcilliation.I got both the formers,but the latter...I kinda let it go. Never came back. It was regrettable,but inevitable,wasn't it?
A year later,2007.When the wolrd prepares to counter terrorism,global warming,conflict diamonds,religious issues,Columbian drugs,Cuban cigars and asteroids striking earth in a decade, you know what I say. And I say "phuck eet!".Insensitive,heartless,selfish,fuckless sucker,am I,ya?
Well,yes,I have lost it. And I have no clue what to do about it.

Arrey rukh jaa re Bandeh!


BLACK FRIDAY

Well..... The movie, it certainly shook me up a bit and definitely impressed me.But i wasnt moved.
The boldness of the film-maker to include the real-names of those behind the Bombay blasts and the potrayal of some of the scenes in the movie were really impressive.

But...its too long.....its too documentary-ish.....and some irrelavant scenes.But a good and shocking watch nevertheless.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Is it,ya??

Well,probably the only place in Pune i really liked was the Osho Ashraam...Really nice and serene...ohh and the hot firangs....heehee....There's sooo much to rite about my life now....but the space.....u know what i say.." fuck it"....... and i watched "you've got mail" again ..... all i can say is " heehee" ... it does bring back some wierd memories,ya.... :-) ....

And Dada too good khelche..... am proud...really!!!


Ohh...and please read this .... I love the insignificant moo talk like this .......

"This is excellent…read it throughout … The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington mid-term chemistry exam. The answer by one student to the bonus question was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume
that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions, and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven and thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" "

Har Har!!!!! I loooooooooooooooowed the last part!!!!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Light a Candle !

Spread the word (even if u think it doesnt help )


http://lightamillioncandles.com/


Watch the Ad!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Love Confessions!

ok,Cupid,u son of a bitch....u cant screw up my life like the way u've been doing since i was in nursery!!!... I wont be a sucker and drink up the love-philtre ... but i will think about it ....

I know its nice to give my heart out to someone...... but sometimes it feels much better this way,i guess!!!!

Im reading Salman Rushdie's Fury now..... some way to spend the Lover's day,huh!!?? and just dying to eat the chicken bucket at Roy's place!!!!!!...

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Giggle-loop and God's Cannibus!!!!!



Okk,What if ..... the great one did smoke up like the way we do...sitting stuffing the dope into the bong or just passing around the joint ....sitting with us,in a circle,cleaning up the weed ... as if we are having one of those-l'il-round-table-conferances with the Almighty ... talking about those smoke-pot time serious issues like Global Warming or even the Brad-Angie hook up!!!
But thats like ...'what if..."...

1) Nations would have Pink Floyd or DreamTheatre numbers as their anthems....like Comfortably Numb for Finland or whaatveaaa .....

2)Smoke-Pollution would be so much more meaningful .....

3)People wud just breathe and get high....no need to roll up joints .... no need to remove the
seeds ... and stems ..... or take the trouble of lighting it up ... and just like shouting out
"Geronimoooo, .... "
and u breathe in mary-jane ...

4)Forests would be much green ... lush ... (okk,a bit dry too) and importantly resourceful!!!

5) Painkillers like Asprins would face fierce .... probably Real fierce competition from weed med
tablets .....

6)The third world african countries might just rule the world ......

7)More importantly,LEgalized marijuana .... A perfect reunioun with the heaven and the earth ...... God and mankind .... the herbal holy drug and brain .....!!!!

God,dude,join the crowd!!!Amen!



and for the humans.....Man made booze....God made Weed....now who do U trust..!!!?

The giggle-loop is so true....The glasses stacked on top-o-each other....the supressed
giggle...looping up into the shaking beer mug tower....and then crashing onto the
ground.....eventually ending up in the laughter-slaughter incident.....Chaos Theory,is it??...

(refer to the British Comedy series, Coupling:season1,episode 3 for the Giggle-loop!!! and watch the movie "ButterFly Effect for "chaos Theory" ..... others can just turn on Star Tv and watch those hindi soaps starting with "Kkkkk.... ")


This peice of news......lol <----Gross!!!!
Ohhh....and i wanna go to the Roger Waters concert....but sigh!!!.............

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Whats wrong with......??????

The Big Mac is the greatest . Sandy and my trip to the MacD’s…heehee…that’s what we called it.
One Maharaja burger, four Chicken McGrill Burgers,one fillet-o-fish, one chicken Mexican wrap,2 large cokes, and two Large Fries. People looked as if we were refugees from Somalia.And we weren’t even on weed. I felt like Jughead!!! Ya,felt good.Real good!

I wonder why girls smell so good.They are like nice-smelling mermaids in Sahara. Road,office,neighborhood…doesn’t matter…..i feel like just holding them..and smelling the fragnance outta them all day long.( and esp if she’s one of those silky-long-haired ones… :-P)…that particular whiff of air is like the most sweetest smell ever on earth.Nothing comes close to it…. Roses,dandelions,orchids …blah blah….Nothing!

And ill freak out…if I get one more mail about some guy-having-pancreas-cancer or about some-raped-girl in Bloohoo-land…..and im asked to forward it …supposedly for Help or whatevaaaa!....cuz if u still don’t get it……refer to the oxford dictionary….find the most used four-letter starting with F…and add an ‘off’ to it. I guess u r still dumb if u have no idea what im talking about.

Monday, February 05, 2007

just the ol' frigging blues!!!

Okk,I know whats going wrong. I think I do. But how does it help. Doesn’t help anymore. No one gives a shit. No one. Im really dreamy nowadays . And she came in my dreams yet again. But how does it help. Doesnt help anymore.
I bet u aint understanding a thing im saying.
Trust me,someday,when u start dreaming….u will too.