I invented the Pegasus.There is this supposedly metrosexual magazine which showed a new type of crew hair-cut that has been called Pegasus.I invented the Pegasus,way back when people never even knew what WTF meant.This is so not fair.I finally invent something and now strangers are taking advantage of it.Oh well,well.I was anyway suited to do better things in life...like being famous,opening up casinos,having my own beer and wine company,cruising along the Mediterranean,get rich so I can tell other people to "fuck off",blah-blah-blah.

I had this dream last day.I rarely have nightmares.But whaiteevaa!.It was pretty strange to meet the Devil in my dream.He did not resemble the usual beast-looking,red-skinned,double horned and forked tail Devil.In fact,he looked as cool as God himself.All dressed up in an Armani suit,I believe,and as suave as Mr.Bond.When he put me into the trance of experiencing evilness,I distinctly remember asking him.
Me:How come you exist....
Him:What do you mean,I exist,I'm just a fucking dream!!
M:Oh bugger,I didnt mean that.I meant how come you exist in this world.
H:I exist in you.
M:Dont you fuckin try mindgames on me,ok!If you are trying to psyche me out or antagonize me,you are sure doing a lousy job.
H:Ok,you humans believe in God.Thats why I exist.
He filled up a syringe with some fluid.And he punched it into me.I didnt even feel a thing.All I saw were colours.Bright vivid dazzling colours.

Ok,so what I'm wierd,a bit abnormal,a big haraam-jada and a bigger 'ch*tiya'.I'm still cooler than most of the usual people.And I'm a great singer when I'm drunk.Now how many of the other guys can do that,huh...huh,huh,huh....!!!!

PS:Babyboy's snapped and is on the run.Be careful.

Some brief scribbled random notes........

• The Carnival was awesome.Its probably the best hippie bar in Pune.

• Omkar,Amrita.Thanks.I had the best bengali food in days.Motton,Kosha Mangsho,Aloo-Poshto,Fish chop,Paabda Maach,Dal-Maamlet.

• I hate the new haircut of mine.I should have stuck to my idea of shaving it all off.But now it looks really weird.I also hate the shirt I wore to office today.But I hate my haircut more.

• They didnt give me 3.7 grands from my salary.Jherechi.Udom jherechi.The bastards.

• I'm logging into orkut,properly,after ages.Actually pretty good.I deleted my entire album.I'm thinking of when to login again properly and delete my entire scrapbook.And then of course my profile.Too much saturated.

• A cabbie talked me into having second thoughts about my religious faith.He gave me an entire 15 kilometer session on how God is important to my life.I made the mistake of telling him on how I didnt have much faith in Him.And I was the slight socially drunk then.

• Why don't I ever take the bus through the University road.Damn!!!

• Yes,Sap and Angshu's call made me a bit nostalgic.I miss good ol' Silver Sands.Or Oly.Dansberg beer.And the beef-steaks.

• And Peter Cat.Sigh!!!

• Most of the people around me like to live in their little boxes of their own.Like believing that whatever they do is correct,not exploring other avenues,not talking risks or beleiving in thinking different.They follow the mob.They never change their views.I just feel sorry.
  

• I have my foreign collegues telling me how beautiful Taj Mahal is.I should go to sleep.

• Go to sleep.go to sleep.G o t o s l e e p ! GO TO SLEEP. gO tO sLEEP.Go2Slp.Goo-too-slip.peels ot og.

Now go!

The Giggle-loop and God's Cannibus!!!!!

Okk,What if ..... the great one did smoke up like the way we do...sitting stuffing the dope into the bong or just passing around the joint ....sitting with us,in a circle,cleaning up the weed ... as if we are having one of those-l'il-round-table-conferances with the Almighty ... talking about those smoke-pot time serious issues like Global Warming or even the Brad-Angie hook up!!!
But thats like ...'what if..."...

1) Nations would have Pink Floyd or DreamTheatre numbers as their anthems....like Comfortably Numb for Finland or whaatveaaa .....

2)Smoke-Pollution would be so much more meaningful .....

3)People wud just breathe and get high....no need to roll up joints .... no need to remove the
seeds ... and stems ..... or take the trouble of lighting it up ... and just like shouting out
"Geronimoooo, .... "
and u breathe in mary-jane ...

4)Forests would be much green ... lush ... (okk,a bit dry too) and importantly resourceful!!!

5) Painkillers like Asprins would face fierce .... probably Real fierce competition from weed med
tablets .....

6)The third world african countries might just rule the world ......

7)More importantly,LEgalized marijuana .... A perfect reunioun with the heaven and the earth ...... God and mankind .... the herbal holy drug and brain .....!!!!

God,dude,join the crowd!!!Amen!



and for the humans.....Man made booze....God made Weed....now who do U trust..!!!?

The giggle-loop is so true....The glasses stacked on top-o-each other....the supressed
giggle...looping up into the shaking beer mug tower....and then crashing onto the
ground.....eventually ending up in the laughter-slaughter incident.....Chaos Theory,is it??...

(refer to the British Comedy series, Coupling:season1,episode 3 for the Giggle-loop!!! and watch the movie "ButterFly Effect for "chaos Theory" ..... others can just turn on Star Tv and watch those hindi soaps starting with "Kkkkk.... ")


This peice of news......lol <----Gross!!!!
Ohhh....and i wanna go to the Roger Waters concert....but sigh!!!.............